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    Puns and One-liners

    Odourless chemicals just don’t make scents.
    I used to be an electrician, but the pay was shocking.
    Why don’t programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
     
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    Did the judge use the same knife?
     
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    Lost in Translation

    When KFC arrived in China during the 80s, its motto "finger lickin' good" didn't exactly go down well with the locals.
    The motto's translation in Mandarin was "eat your fingers off".

    But it didn't harm the company too much. KFC is one of the largest fast food chains in the country.
     
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    In response to an invitation for a rather unusual REUNION of all time greats:

    Ampere was worried he wasn't current enough though alternately none were.

    Edison thought it would be illuminating.
     
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