Wish someone would have told me earlier.
This stop sign I found in a rural part of Ireland from fed up locals.
For your diet days and your cheat days.
Valentine’s Day 2022.
It looks suspicious!
Puns and One-liners
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I couldn’t find the time.
What’s the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I couldn’t find the time.
What’s the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
Cape Town has been unusually - and unbearably - hot this summer. Even here in Yzerfontein which seldom gets this hot. TG today and tomorrow will be cooler!!!
Here's some tweets about the heat:
Cape Town is so hot my bank account dried up.
Dear Cape Town, we can't stand the heat. Please understand that you are not a kitchen
It's so hot in Cape Town, I'm starfished on the floor trying to regulate my body temp.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but do not walk your dog in this extreme heat, especially on concrete/tar that has been baking in the sun all day.
(Currently located in Cape Town, five degrees south of Satan’s butthole)
The heat in Cape Town today is honestly a violation of our human rights.
The rest of SouthAfrica, do you guys want some cape Town heat? Completely free & we shall pay for delivery.
Here's some tweets about the heat:
Cape Town is so hot my bank account dried up.
Dear Cape Town, we can't stand the heat. Please understand that you are not a kitchen
It's so hot in Cape Town, I'm starfished on the floor trying to regulate my body temp.
I don’t know who needs to hear this but do not walk your dog in this extreme heat, especially on concrete/tar that has been baking in the sun all day.
(Currently located in Cape Town, five degrees south of Satan’s butthole)
The heat in Cape Town today is honestly a violation of our human rights.
The rest of SouthAfrica, do you guys want some cape Town heat? Completely free & we shall pay for delivery.
Hummm?
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