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    I don’t have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
     
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    Finnegan’s wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning him.
    “Did she say anything before she died?” asked the sergeant.
    “She spoke without interruption for about 40 years,” said Finnegan.
     
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    What is written on the boxer's gravestone ?
    ''You can stop counting. I'm not getting up."
     
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    True or false?
    There are two golf balls on the Moon.
    The answer is TRUE. Astronaut Alan Shepard is the fifth man to walk on the Moon and the first (and only) to have played golf there. He hit two balls during the Apollo 14 mission.
     
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    From The Atlanta Daily:

    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever....
     
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    The Motor Car Act of Britain came into force on 1st January 1904. It required that all cars be registered and carry a number plate, and all motorists to have a driving licence. But there was no driving test to pass and the licence was obtained by filling up a form and paying the fee at a post office. The act made dangerous driving an indictable offence.
     
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    1. The first recorded motor-car accident in Britain, resulting in the death of the driver, occurred in Grove Hill, Harrow-on-the Hill, London, England on 25th February 1899.
     
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    Yeah i do it anyway when watching Chopped.
    Dont judge me . . .
     
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    thats me when i see how much salt americans use when cooking...
     
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