Your Dirty Little Secret

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  1. SmokeyJoe

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    No this is not 50 Shades Of Gray secret confessions you perve.

    This is just for fun and for a lekker laugh:

    Say something weird about yourself. The sky is the limit.

    So to get the ball rolling and praying someone responds to this post, in the hopes that the voices stop talking to me:

    I love Rocky films, a lot. Ive seen all the movies more times that i would like to admit. But I still get chills when he donners the oke in the last round.

    Also, I still have dreams about being a Super hero.

    P.S. Im almost 40.

    P.P.S. In my dreams, im Spiderman
     
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    Shhh... don't tell anyone, but I have the same obsession with Austin Powers. Yeah baby, yeah!!!
     
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    30 years old and still get teared up when I watch animations with my daughter, always have the best endings i.e. Coco, how to train your dragon etc. Lol


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    Thats a winner bud!!
     
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    I love country music - good ol' Dolly Parton-type. I always play country music when I drive.

    Many years ago we had a company Xmas lunch at a restaurant. Just for a laugh I hired a Dolly Parton wig. After Hors D'oeuvres I excused myself, went to the Ladies and donned the wig. I was already dressed kind of appropriately, with a flowing country-style skirt and tight, low-cut black T-shirt. I came back into the restaurant with a tape playing Jolene (organised by a friend and colleague) and me singing along. What a hoot!

    After the lunch I paid a surprise visit to friends of mine. Still wearing my wig I knocked at the door. She opened it and asked, "Can I help you?" She didn't recognise me at all!!!
     
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    I often talk to myself, like have proper discussions, when I’m seated for lunch or supper and it starts in my mind then , facial expressions, hand gestures and if not interrupted by a shocked look from my wife or by the kids I can even talk loudly! I must admit it wasn’t simPle for my wife the first few years but now she kinda made peace that she signed for a long stay in the asylum :D
    P.S: no I don’t need a psychiatrist!
     
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    All crazy people say that :p
     
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    When I'm on my way to see someone for whatever reason or to go do something, I create scenarios in my head on the outcome of whatever I'm on my way to do. Sometimes it gets really weird.
     
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    This one?

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    Thats the one. The poster is just missing the boxing gloves
     
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    I have the same habit. I used to get stares and smiles from people when I used to do this in public transport in Mumbai.
    Do u know that a study suggests that people who talk to themselves have a higher IQ 8--)
     
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    That I love watching crime drama with geniuses in them. I secretly think I am one of them crime busters lol
     
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    @Hooked, I am also "Stout" for some good country music! :FADDANCING:

    I can only use a towel once, then it needs to be washed. If I go on a trip, I pack a towel for each day!
     
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    Yeah that's my excuse as well
     
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    Heres another biggy:

    I love pineapple on pizza.
     
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    Absolutely nothing wrong with that!
     
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    I like to wave goodbye to my drol before I flush it on its journey. :hi:
     
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    Highly smart, clever and intelligent people does that. It's a given.
    You'll learn how to disguise it.
     
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    Hellz yeah I also love drinking the juice out of the tin too.
     
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    A person who is analytical will always do that.
     
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    awww I'm the same. I cried watching Balto lol.
     
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    True, but my scenarios go places Hollywood horror writers dream of...
     
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    Amateurs, the lot of ya!

    Lol.

    Regards
     
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    Hachiko, auto wash for the souls windows,
    When reading is see the scenes and the world is tuned out, I’m not on this planet any more.
    And I love to “feel” music, not just listen to it. Best is on the floor with eyes closed, but not earphones, they seclude you.
     
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