The OFFICIAL Felix VS. Stosta thread.

[Feliks Karp]

NO ONE ASKED FOR IT,BUT HERE IT IS,THE SHOW DOWN OF THE LAST HALF-DECADE.
ONE UNCLE, ONE GINGER, ONLY ONE LEAVES VAPE CON THE CHAMPION! THE OTHER GETS A PAT ON THE HEAD.

Thread rules are same as forum rules, we don't want to give @Silver a heart attack, however I encourage lots of smack talk and general tom foolery.

There may or may not be a totally illegal betting pool, don't tell the tax man! (seriously don't because I think it may actually be illegal. Actually we better not do that).

Wubba Lubba Dub Dub

 

[Feliks Karp]

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[craigb]

#teamFeelStosta

Damn

#teamSteelKarp

Nah. Um...

Crap. I'll leave this to the cool kids.

 

[Christos]

Subscribed!

 

[Christos]

Can I please be referee or more appropriate can I please be Judge, Jury and the executioner. I AM THE LAW!

 

[Christos]

When is the official weighing session?

I'm all in for when the boxers drop their shorts to get onto the scale kaalgat!

 

[BioHAZarD]

Awesome. This should be interesting. At least i can go make popcorn and by the time i get back the thread will still be here.
Although that may be more related to the age of the participants and not the content of the posts.

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[Moey_Ismail]

 

[craigb]

When is the official weighing session?

When we can find a scale big enough... For their egos

 

[Yagya]

this is going to be exciting..

 

[GerritVisagie]

Mmmm interesting


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[Christos]

Think I better start the unofficial FreeLicks vs Stosta thread and get bets in...

 

[Christos]

I wonder if @Stosta has seen this thread yet ...

 

[Feliks Karp]

Can I please be referee or more appropriate can I please be Judge, Jury and the executioner. I AM THE LAW!

You can be the ref we will talk about bribes *cough* payment in private msgs.

 

[Feliks Karp]

When we can find a scale big enough... For their egos

The sheer mass of my actual ego would cause the earth to break apart due to the gravitational pull, it's stored safely in a special vault.

 

[Christos]

You can be the ref we will talk about bribes *cough* payment in private msgs.

Just for the record I'm taking bribes from both sides.
The winning bribe is not necissarily the one of highest monetary value.
Seeing as though I'll be handling bets, I also have a conflict of interest as referee but you gus wouldn't want it any other way

 

[Feliks Karp]

Just for the record I'm taking bribes from both sides.
The winning bribe is not necissarily the one of highest monetary value.
Seeing as though I'll be handling bets, I also have a conflict of interest as referee but you gus wouldn't want it any other way

I expect nothing less from you than general back stabbing and devious schemes, do not dissapoint!

 

[Feliks Karp]

Awesome. This should be interesting. At least i can go make popcorn and by the time i get back the thread will still be here.
Although that may be more related to the age of the participants and not the content of the posts.

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Top quality banter, no I'm just joking, please up your banter game or you will be banned!

 

[Christos]

10 points to whoever uses me like this to do the flip...

 

[GerritVisagie]

The sheer mass of my actual ego would cause the earth to break apart due to the gravitational pull, it's stored safely in a special vault.

Rumour has it that your ego IS the special vault...
That imprisoned "The hulk"


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[Feliks Karp]

10 points to whoever uses me like this to do the flip...View attachment 97217

How did you read my mind???? I planned to pick you up and slap Stosta with you....

 

[Christos]

How did you read my mind???? I planned to pick you up and slap Stosta with you....

If you can pick me up, Im yours baby!
Otherwise beware I might eat you.
"Insert fat b@stard quote here"

 

[Stosta]

Hahahaha!

What the hell is this crap?! Talk is cheap (that's why I tend to run my mouth)! @Feliks Karp is in crap, I've slunk far down into a world of gore, hatred, and deathcore music. Hip-hop isn't going to get you nearly pumped up enough to take me down Uncle!

@Christos I may battle to tie my shoelaces in the morning, but I'll totally try that flip!

 

[Feliks Karp]

Hahahaha!

What the hell is this crap?! Talk is cheap (that's why I tend to run my mouth)! @Feliks Karp is in crap, I've slunk far down into a world of gore, hatred, and deathcore music. Hip-hop isn't going to get you nearly pumped up enough to take me down Uncle!

@Christos I may battle to tie my shoelaces in the morning, but I'll totally try that flip!

We all know 90% of your body weight is your beard!

 

[Stosta]

We all know 90% of your body weight is your beard!

With all the food that got trapped in it over the years I couldn't even deny that! You can't hit my face if you can't find it! Muhahaha!