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I heard the guy that invented the knock knock joke is up for a no bell price!
@vicTor
@Steve Claassen
@tiaan123
I heard the guy that invented the knock knock joke is up for a no bell price!
@vicTor
@Steve Claassen
@tiaan123
#BLCKPS5
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Paul33
@StompieZA
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Paul33
@StompieZA
#BLCKPS5
#BLCKPS5
Did you hear about
@Stranger
He went away and then came back just to waken up this thread
"Drops the mike again"
@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO
@Grand Guru
#BLCKPS5
Did you hear about
@Stranger
He went away and then came back just to waken up this thread
"Drops the mike again"
@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO
@Grand Guru
#BLCKPS5
Went on holiday with two really hot chicks.
Honest, no kidding.
They were both menopausal
"oh no the mike is broken now"
@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO
@Grand Guru
@Ruwaid
Went on holiday with two really hot chicks.
Honest, no kidding.
They were both menopausal
"oh no the mike is broken now"
@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO
@Grand Guru
@Ruwaid
#BLCKPS5
# Raising cash to send Stranger back on holiday
# Peace on Earth
@Everyone
# Raising cash to send Stranger back on holiday
# Peace on Earth
@Everyone
#BLCKPS5
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Ruwaid
@ivc_mixer
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Ruwaid
@ivc_mixer
#BLCKPS5
What do you call a deer with no eye's?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still. no idea.
@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
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What do you call a deer with no eye's?
No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still. no idea.
@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
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I got my Sassa. Lets go
out.
9 months later: Grant
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
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I got my Sassa. Lets go
out.
9 months later: Grant
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
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#BLCKPS5
Husband takes the wife to
a disco. There's a guy on
the dance floor break
dancing, moonwalking,
back flips, the works. The
wife turns to her husband
and says, "See that guy? 25
years ago he proposed to
me and I turned him
down."
Husband says, "Looks like
he's still celebrating!"
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO
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Husband takes the wife to
a disco. There's a guy on
the dance floor break
dancing, moonwalking,
back flips, the works. The
wife turns to her husband
and says, "See that guy? 25
years ago he proposed to
me and I turned him
down."
Husband says, "Looks like
he's still celebrating!"
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO
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#BLCKPS5
your momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing !
@GSM500
@antonherbst
@Clouds4Days
your momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing !
@GSM500
@antonherbst
@Clouds4Days
#BLCKPS5
My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator
It said "This isn't working, goodbye"
I opened the refrigerator and it's working just fine...
@Constantbester
@Humbolt
@Rafique
My girlfriend left a note on my refrigerator
It said "This isn't working, goodbye"
I opened the refrigerator and it's working just fine...
@Constantbester
@Humbolt
@Rafique
#BLCKPS5
A friend had a TV for sale, the volume knob was busy ,but it was cheap. I couldn't turn that down. @Grand Guru @supermoto @Supriyono
A friend had a TV for sale, the volume knob was busy ,but it was cheap. I couldn't turn that down. @Grand Guru @supermoto @Supriyono
#BLCKPS5
DIENG-DONG...
Is your refrigerator running?
Good, mine too.
See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow.
@hot.chillie35
@Dela Rey Steyn
@StompieZA
#BLCKPS5
A ghost walks into Black vapour and asks for one of that small bottles of vodka on the shelf, the assistant tells him that's not vodka and we don't serve spirits here.
@GrantSchnepel @moto @Chickenstrip
A ghost walks into Black vapour and asks for one of that small bottles of vodka on the shelf, the assistant tells him that's not vodka and we don't serve spirits here.
@GrantSchnepel @moto @Chickenstrip
#BLCKPS5
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?"
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Ruwaid
@KarlDP
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, you want to see how far I can kick this bucket?"
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Ruwaid
@KarlDP
#BLCKPS5
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
- A stick.
@Rossi
@Moerse Rooikat
@MrGSmokeFree
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
- A stick.
@Rossi
@Moerse Rooikat
@MrGSmokeFree
#BLCKPS5
How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!
@Ugi
@Rashid Essop Moosa
@Silver
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!
@Ugi
@Rashid Essop Moosa
@Silver
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