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Happy Birthday @TiaanHarmse @Shufflemau5 @mmotala @Ash.dbn & A Special Birthday Shout Out to @Hooked Hope u all have a Super Awesome Day!!!

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Happy Birthday @Pickle Rick @Cedrick.James.410 Have an awesome day!!!

A college professor is experiencing a “slow-down” in his sex-life with his wife… … so he is trying to figure out how to spice it up. He is hearing that there is a foreign student who has a lot of luck with girls on the campus so he decides to ask him for advice. “Paolo, how are you doing it?”...

A clearly drunk old man walks over and says to him, "Hey boy! Guess what! I saw your little sister naked! Wotcha gonna do about it pussy?" The guy says "Nothing. Go and sit down and leave me alone." 10 minutes later the old man comes back and says "Oy young fella! I once touched your...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him… She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies: "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back...

The woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door...

A man with no arms and legs is sunbathing on a beach. He is approached by three beautiful women, who look at him with pitying expressions. The first asks him if he has ever been hugged. He shakes his head, so she gives him a big hug. The second asks if he’s ever been kissed. He shakes his...

Happy birthday @Jono90 @Faheem 'Zyzz' Khan @Elmien Have a super awesome day!!!