Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife…
"You know what you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston"
She gave me a cheeky grin and said "Really?"
I said, "Yes sweetheart she's 55kg and you're 110kg".
I truly appreciated everything the ambulance service did for me last night!
Some
Interesting things to ponder on ?
01. If a bottle of poison reaches its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
02. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
03. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
04. Every time you...
Remember the days of Cheques. They gave you about two week grace and after that you weren't to correct the wrong year. You had to write a new Cheque. LOL.
I love them. I have a garden with three distinct areas and often have a family feeding in each area. They eat Army Worms as well which are a big problem for lawns. LOL.