Last night whilst watching television I said to the wife…
"You know what you're the absolute double of Jennifer Anniston"
She gave me a cheeky grin and said "Really?"
I said, "Yes sweetheart she's 55kg and you're 110kg".
I truly appreciated everything the ambulance service did for me last night!
Some
Interesting things to ponder on ?
01. If a bottle of poison reaches its expiration date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
02. Which letter is silent in the word "Scent," the S or the C?
03. Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
04. Every time you...