DIY Bakery Recipes

Listen bud if there isn't anyone not acting like an adult it is you. There is a simple acid test on a forum, Ask you yourself if you would say to someone's face what you are writing in the forum. If so great go right ahead, just don't forget that the little names you see on the side bar are actual people on the other side on that copper wire.

I personally wouldn't like to have a beer with someone as passive aggressive as you, and yes I would say that directly to someone's face.

I'm out.
Take a look in the mirror. I displayed zero agression. Just the fanboys that cant come up with an original recipe. The guy that CAN contributed

I can also tell this is the ONLY forum you are active on. So much butt hurt it is impossible you are an experienced forumite.

I dont drink. Wont have a beer with you ever.

Take it to PM pleae I would LOVE to take you down a notch. PM or meet me at the meet on Sat.

Further posts directed at me here will constitute harassment as I requeated the issue to be left MORE THAN ONCE.

Children hey.

I have enough friends (real ones) to have no need to fall into online cliques and modify my behaviour to online butthurt avoidance. Welcome to the Internet.
 
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Well i love diy purely of the freedom it gives you whilst there are commercial juices i wont stop buying like hardwicks and paulies but i will never stop the diy just so much freedom its like someone came out of jail 20 years ago and seeing everythig again

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Take a look in the mirror. I displayed zero agression. Just the fanboys that cant come up with an original recipe. The guy that CAN contributed

I can also tell this is the ONLY forum you are active on. So much butt hurt it is impossible you are an experienced forumite.

I dont drink. Wont have a beer with you ever.

Take it to PM pleae I would LOVE to take you down a notch. PM or meet me at the meet on Sat.

Further posts directed at me here will constitute harassment as I requeated the issue to be left MORE THAN ONCE.

Children hey.

I have enough friends (real ones) to have no need to fall into online cliques and modify my behaviour to online butthurt avoidance. Welcome to the Internet.
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If I wanted shit posts I'd go read reddit, please can you guys keep on track, I come to these threads to look for recipes and advice not mid-kek banter.
 
Take a look in the mirror. I displayed zero agression. Just the fanboys that cant come up with an original recipe. The guy that CAN contributed

I can also tell this is the ONLY forum you are active on. So much butt hurt it is impossible you are an experienced forumite.

I dont drink. Wont have a beer with you ever.

Take it to PM pleae I would LOVE to take you down a notch. PM or meet me at the meet on Sat.

Further posts directed at me here will constitute harassment as I requeated the issue to be left MORE THAN ONCE.

Children hey.

I have enough friends (real ones) to have no need to fall into online cliques and modify my behaviour to online butthurt avoidance. Welcome to the Internet.

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Vape meet Saturday, can I come? I promise to leave my keyboard at home!
 
Time to contribute something.

Been toying with this one for some time, tweaking it to my tastes which is probably as fussy as 100 yo billionaire :-(

Banana Nilla Pudding

TFA - Banana 2%
CAP - Vanilla Bean Ice Cream 5%
CAP - Sweet Cream 3%
INW - Biscuit 2%
FA - Vanilla Classic 1%

Banana is not to dominant & one can probably drop the Sweet Cream if it's too sweet for your palate. The VBIC is slightly sweet as is so one can use FA Fresh Cream. Enjoy.
This is quite good! Thanks for sharing.

I dropped VBIC, sweet cream and biscuit by 1% each and it is very tasty.

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Here is a remix I'm really enjoying at the moment.

Cinnamon Coffee Cake (A Huffapuff Remix)

1.3% CAP Cinnamon Danish Swirl
0.5% TFA Brown Sugar
0.75% FA Espresso
0.5% FA Cappuccino
2.5% CAP New York Cheesecake
3% TFA RY4 Double
1.5% CAP Sugar Cookie v2
1.5% CAP Vanilla Custard v1
3% FW Yellow Cake

Mixed at 30/70
Steep: 3 days minimum
Best enjoyed at 35w+

This is a full coffee cake enhanced with warm cinnamon notes. A lovely bakery body with a rich exhale.

You can find the original here, when i first mixed this up I found the CDS to be overpowering and the coffee to be too subtle. So with a bit of tweaking to my tastes and available concentrates this is the result. Enjoy!
 
I dont really rock up as my alter egos. A little Google makes it all obvious lmfao. I mean REALLY.

http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Mustrum_Ridcully

I will only point out once that I am a fictional character after this take serioisly at own risk because I am having fun.

I was just making light of the situation - besides I doubt I have even 1 serious bone in my entire body.
I never figured you for a Wizard, maybe a vet like @Lord Vetinari - you two do look similar LOL
 
I was just making light of the situation - besides I doubt I have even 1 serious bone in my entire body.
I never figured you for a Wizard, maybe a vet like @Lord Vetinari - you two do look similar LOL
No relation teeheeehee... I heard he moved to Imdonesia where he is farming garlic snails.
 
No relation teeheeehee... I heard he moved to Imdonesia where he is farming garlic snails.

Well you do look similar and share the same birthdate so picking s
No relation teeheeehee... I heard he moved to Imdonesia where he is farming garlic snails.

Okay Lord, uhm, I meant Mustrum Ridcully hehehehehehehe (7.11.80)
 
There was another alter ego who argued long and loud with Richio over tardy delivery. Can't remember the nick but I was surprised when it changed to Lord Vetinari overnight. I had one of those "hang on, this was two different people arguing yesterday" moments. I attributed it to high nic and thought I'd pulled a Silver.

Anyway, let me post something on topic about bakeries. Anybody tried Cap Lemon Meringue Pie or Boston Cream Pie? I like the look of both and Cap are generally good with bakery/dessert stuff but am undecided on whether to pull the trigger on these.
 
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There was another alter ego who argued long and loud with Richio over tardy delivery. Can't remember the nick but I was surprised when it changed to Lord Vetinari overnight. I had one of those "hang on, this was two different people arguing yesterday" moments. I attributed it to high nic and thought I'd pulled a Silver.
Yeah as soon as ratings on my profiles get too high I ask for them to get de activated. Mods hate this but calling down the ban hammer is easy tho. I get it it screws with the threads if you delete a profile but I dont like mine highly rated. I mean you can talk any kuk and people listen. Tested my 'noob profile iz better' theory a few times and it works for me man. Gonna PISS ol Silver off but hey sorry mate world takes all kinds. And yes FogFace was too aggressive I didnt like that one for long. Snooty is going to be FUN.
 
Yeah as soon as ratings on my profiles get too high I ask for them to get de activated. Mods hate this but calling down the ban hammer is easy tho. I get it it screws with the threads if you delete a profile but I dont like mine highly rated. I mean you can talk any kuk and people listen. Tested my 'noob profile iz better' theory a few times and it works for me man. Gonna PISS ol Silver off but hey sorry mate world takes all kinds. And yes FogFace was too aggressive I didnt like that one for long. Snooty is going to be FUN.

So, is this now an admission to being the one and only @Lord Vetinari ?
 
So, is this now an admission to being the one and only @Lord Vetinari ?
I can not categorically admit to being the Patrician to a fictional city floating through space on the backs of four elephants floating through space atop the back of a giant turtle no.

I am currently merely insinuating that perhaps said Patrician has over time learned to foster similar habits to myself, and indeed I might have inspired him to do so.
 
I can not categorically admit to being the Patrician to a fictional city floating through space on the backs of four elephants floating through space atop the back of a giant turtle no.

I am currently merely insinuating that perhaps said Patrician has over time learned to foster similar habits to myself, and indeed I might have inspired him to do so.

Yep, I'm now more convinced than ever, your @Lord Vetinari
 
Yep, I'm now more convinced than ever, your @Lord Vetinari
No way that guy is a total dong. Strutting all over the show with his flaming coils and huge side burns. What kind. Shoh. People that so shamelessly abuse capital letters should be ostracised from society as a whole by being painted with skunk pheromones.
 
Anyone have a clone of Jack the Ripper?

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Coffee Cake
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@rogue zombie first came across and mentioned this HIC recipe. He, @Andre, @GregF and @Caveman reckon this is one of the best Coffee Cakes in town. Rich, creamy and sweet. And such an easy and economical recipe.

Steep for a week.

COFFEE CAKE
FA Nonna's Cake 3 %
FA Tiramisu 1 %
FA Jamaican Rum 1 %

Total flavour: 5 %

EDIT: @rogue zombie says:
I add 1% FA Caramel to the HIC Nonna Tiramisu.
It softens the mix a bit. I like it.
 
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Basically adapted DiYorDie Crooks and Cream recipe (https://alltheflavors.com/recipes/12019#crooks_creams_by_enyawreklaw)

Very tasty Chocolate doughnut with the chocolate not overpowering with just the right amount of sweetness.

Double Chocolate & Vanilla Doughnut

Chocolate Galzed Doughnut (Cap) - 4%
Milk Chocolate (Inw) - 2%
Sweetener (Tfa) - 1.5% (Could be dropped to 1%)
Vanilla Custard (Cap) - 1.5%
Vanilla Swirl (Tfa) - 1.5%

Additional Tip: Add Creme de Menthe (FW) at 2% for a Choc Mint Doughnut
 
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