@Stroodlepuff , should we close this now? 
WIN WIN WIN WITH VAPE KING AND GQV
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ok so i didnt have the time this weekend to write my rap song
so im just typing bunch of crap as im going along
Everyone gave up cause Nics rap was good
but we can see that you were never in my hood
We are sicker than liquor, and better than most
Guys i need your help so like my post
I want to vape the West Coast Frappe from GQV
Roomers go around sayin' it tastes like real coffee
There's no juice that taste like 'The KLP'
I need to try Venice Peach with the Capital V
Saved the best for last, the Kiwi Berry Dreamin'
The name's Dan The Man not Morgan Freemin' ??
I really dont have the cash to buy a single thing
So thank you for the comp, big up VAPE KING
I love that cap yo, please give it to me
And all those Delicious flavours for my sigelei 213
Drawing to a close, please guys vote
cause this rapping is seriously hurting my throat
*Mic Drop*
@ddk1979 @Stroodlepuff @brotiform @Andre @Silver @DanielSLP
HAHAHA that was awesome man!!!!
So here I go about to rap a thing, a thing, thing, about this great indulgence from a Vape King of Kings, the true King.
First kid on the block is the KLP, a flavour indulgence you just gotta see. A lil bit of a Cali key lime, don't be sour it's just a rhyme line.
Next up is a early morning treat, a lil something to get you through the daily beat, yea that's the West Coast Frappe, don't be caught taking a nap ey.
I feel the need to say a speech about the taste explosion of Venice Peach. From the fruit bowl of GQV they'll show you how, so step back slowly and take a bow.
So all this talk of my day, I find myself Kiwi Berry Dreaming, of a great Vape, it's got me beaming.
So what I gotta do?
Blow out, show, the biggest clouds I'll ever know.
It's been great it's been grand, I'm jus keen see the hamper all up in my hand.
I'm just here here to soak up knowledge... Basically I'm a sponge.
First kid on the block is the KLP, a flavour indulgence you just gotta see. A lil bit of a Cali key lime, don't be sour it's just a rhyme line.
Next up is a early morning treat, a lil something to get you through the daily beat, yea that's the West Coast Frappe, don't be caught taking a nap ey.
I feel the need to say a speech about the taste explosion of Venice Peach. From the fruit bowl of GQV they'll show you how, so step back slowly and take a bow.
So all this talk of my day, I find myself Kiwi Berry Dreaming, of a great Vape, it's got me beaming.
So what I gotta do?
Blow out, show, the biggest clouds I'll ever know.
It's been great it's been grand, I'm jus keen see the hamper all up in my hand.
I'm just here here to soak up knowledge... Basically I'm a sponge.
Round Two - short and sharp
Summertime, and the livin' is Kiwi Berry Dreamin'
Mods are Chilling and the Tanks are high
Oh, your Brother's The KLP and your sister is Venice Peach
So hush my West Coast Frappe baby, don't you cry
Me and some Mods from Vape King
Had a band and we tried real hard.
Rude Rudi quit, Stroodelpuff went Puffing
I should've known we'd never end up Vaping
Summertime, and the livin' is Kiwi Berry Dreamin'
Mods are Chilling and the Tanks are high
Oh, your Brother's The KLP and your sister is Venice Peach
So hush my West Coast Frappe baby, don't you cry
Me and some Mods from Vape King
Had a band and we tried real hard.
Rude Rudi quit, Stroodelpuff went Puffing
I should've known we'd never end up Vaping
so here is mine..
Just another Vape day, it’s a GQV day
Backup 18650 on the charge, my clouds blowing up large
I might drip a lot, but I keep my watts about
75 on a perfect day, I little lower when the juices away
Gotta an addiction to the nic, an addiction for this culture
New to the game, a real Vape Starter!
Building up my name, a future coil master
A passion for flavour ya but I’m still a cloud chaser
Allow me to pay homage to the KLP, the Vennice Peach
Soon my rhymes gonna get them within my reach
My tanks will be beaming with some Kiwi Berry Dreamin
Gotta tip my snapback cap to that delicious West Coast Frappe
Now I might be just winging this, trying to win this
My rhymes might be weak but think I’m on a winning streak
Now let me puff this thing, let blow an o ring
Let me raise my vape bling, let me salute the Vape King!
Just another Vape day, it’s a GQV day
Backup 18650 on the charge, my clouds blowing up large
I might drip a lot, but I keep my watts about
75 on a perfect day, I little lower when the juices away
Gotta an addiction to the nic, an addiction for this culture
New to the game, a real Vape Starter!
Building up my name, a future coil master
A passion for flavour ya but I’m still a cloud chaser
Allow me to pay homage to the KLP, the Vennice Peach
Soon my rhymes gonna get them within my reach
My tanks will be beaming with some Kiwi Berry Dreamin
Gotta tip my snapback cap to that delicious West Coast Frappe
Now I might be just winging this, trying to win this
My rhymes might be weak but think I’m on a winning streak
Now let me puff this thing, let blow an o ring
Let me raise my vape bling, let me salute the Vape King!
2 DAYS TO GO!!!!
Who will the winners be
Who will the winners be
My hand is up!!!
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Hope ya'll like this, will be uploading either a video or a recording a bit later
Big ups to GQV and Vape King for this opportunity,
Been looking for that good good,
And I'm tryina get some knock on wood,
Cop a couple bottles like I wish I could,
Bout to heat this up like firewood,
Since this is a competition,
I'ma smoke out the opposition,
Cloud chasing like an engine with overworked pistons,
Can you blame me?
I need that KLP, heard the Keylime in it's the Major Key,
Got my wicks fluffy and my coils coiled,
Craving for Venice Peach spoils,
I might dab in some West Coast,
Cappuccino vape World Class Roast,
I ain't forget about Kiwi Berry Dreamin’,
Heard the notes in it is so Supream'n,
My clouds so big they hit the ceiling,
My Ohms so low I struggle breathing,
Putting good vibes out to the universe,
So drop a like on this here verse,
We all winners so I'll toast to that,
Blowing O's through O's like an acrobat.
Big ups to GQV and Vape King for this opportunity,
Been looking for that good good,
And I'm tryina get some knock on wood,
Cop a couple bottles like I wish I could,
Bout to heat this up like firewood,
Since this is a competition,
I'ma smoke out the opposition,
Cloud chasing like an engine with overworked pistons,
Can you blame me?
I need that KLP, heard the Keylime in it's the Major Key,
Got my wicks fluffy and my coils coiled,
Craving for Venice Peach spoils,
I might dab in some West Coast,
Cappuccino vape World Class Roast,
I ain't forget about Kiwi Berry Dreamin’,
Heard the notes in it is so Supream'n,
My clouds so big they hit the ceiling,
My Ohms so low I struggle breathing,
Putting good vibes out to the universe,
So drop a like on this here verse,
We all winners so I'll toast to that,
Blowing O's through O's like an acrobat.
Best I could do is a Dropbox link, tried to add the mp3 to the post but it's not supported, you don't need to download the application, right hand top side there should be an option to download ☺
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9srr71uc8010577/AABz4SKDbU3giYciTKQ2MP6xa?dl=0
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/9srr71uc8010577/AABz4SKDbU3giYciTKQ2MP6xa?dl=0
Lekker Bois
Tomorrow is the day we've been vaping for
Tomorrow is the day we've been vaping for
I am seriously impressed by these entries! and here I thought I would have some good giggles!
Second entry
Vape so hard mother vapers got me fuming
Clouds so large got me stop breathin
4 juices to win, got me scribbling
Just gotta win, in no time I’ll be drippin
This shits crazy, can’t stop the GQV baby
The KLP, Venice Peach got me trippin
Coils blazin, that’s the West Coast Frappe flaming
No end to this Kiwi Berry Dreamin
Stainless Steel, Nichrome and Titanium too
Juices hittin that coil only to fume
Wick so dry, let me drip this thing
Juices on the low gotta visit the Vape King!
Vape so hard mother vapers got me fuming
Clouds so large got me stop breathin
4 juices to win, got me scribbling
Just gotta win, in no time I’ll be drippin
This shits crazy, can’t stop the GQV baby
The KLP, Venice Peach got me trippin
Coils blazin, that’s the West Coast Frappe flaming
No end to this Kiwi Berry Dreamin
Stainless Steel, Nichrome and Titanium too
Juices hittin that coil only to fume
Wick so dry, let me drip this thing
Juices on the low gotta visit the Vape King!
And for my final performance
Go, go, go, go go, go, go, shawty
It's your vape day
We gonna vape it like it's yo birthday
We gona vape on GQV like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a mod
It's not your birthday!
You can find me in the club, tank full of the KLP
Look LA I got the Venice Peach if you into taking GQC
I'm into having fog, I ain't into making smog
So come give me a hug if you into to taking a chug
When I pull out up front, you see West Coast Frappe
When I coil 8 wide, it's kanthal to show my pride
Smokers heard I roll with the (Vape) King
Now they all want to get into Vapin’
Just to get a piece of Kiwi Berry Dreamin'
You can find me in the club, tank full of the KLP
Look LA I got the Venice Peach if you into taking GQC
I'm into having fog, I ain't into making smog
So come give me a hug if you into to taking a chug
Go, go, go, go go, go, go, shawty
It's your vape day
We gonna vape it like it's yo birthday
We gona vape on GQV like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a mod
It's not your birthday!
You can find me in the club, tank full of the KLP
Look LA I got the Venice Peach if you into taking GQC
I'm into having fog, I ain't into making smog
So come give me a hug if you into to taking a chug
When I pull out up front, you see West Coast Frappe
When I coil 8 wide, it's kanthal to show my pride
Smokers heard I roll with the (Vape) King
Now they all want to get into Vapin’
Just to get a piece of Kiwi Berry Dreamin'
You can find me in the club, tank full of the KLP
Look LA I got the Venice Peach if you into taking GQC
I'm into having fog, I ain't into making smog
So come give me a hug if you into to taking a chug
I only feel partially bad for writing this:
Cue the theme song...
Fogging up your vision, thicker than cheech and chong,
ripping up this urban jungle, its the f_cking vape king,
Hittin' harder than '88 tyson, against Spinks in the ring.
He's checking out your girls venice peach,
nothing you can do, because your reach
is as short as his ohms are low.
Always authentic never f_cking faux.
Cut to interior, head bent over raise the posterior.
Kiwi berry dreaming on a summers day
he's not goin get down and pretend to pray
unlike them mamas and papas hes aint here to stay.
It's goin to get savage, its goin get savage
Vaping KLP, the heat is going to ravage
the LP is for liberating panties
K for crazy, as in insanity.
Cut to interior, head bent over raise the posterior.
GQV obviously is made for royalty
for now you have the kings loyalty,
goin hit this west coast frappe,
put an end to this rap.
Fade to black, cue the credits
Cue the theme song...
Fogging up your vision, thicker than cheech and chong,
ripping up this urban jungle, its the f_cking vape king,
Hittin' harder than '88 tyson, against Spinks in the ring.
He's checking out your girls venice peach,
nothing you can do, because your reach
is as short as his ohms are low.
Always authentic never f_cking faux.
Cut to interior, head bent over raise the posterior.
Kiwi berry dreaming on a summers day
he's not goin get down and pretend to pray
unlike them mamas and papas hes aint here to stay.
It's goin to get savage, its goin get savage
Vaping KLP, the heat is going to ravage
the LP is for liberating panties
K for crazy, as in insanity.
Cut to interior, head bent over raise the posterior.
GQV obviously is made for royalty
for now you have the kings loyalty,
goin hit this west coast frappe,
put an end to this rap.
Fade to black, cue the credits
Second Entry...
Blowing clouds... because vape life.
Clouds so thick you can slash 'em with a knife.
Now I'm just a student and schooling is all that I know.
I'm broke as can be so I'll give these rap battles a go.
We got a competition running said the Vape King.
A lil something to make all you people sing.
Up for grabs we got a hamper of all things cool.
A hamper so hot it should chill in the pool.
Now the juice in the hamper is made by GQV, with a snapback and a dope ass tee.
These flavours all hail from the city of LA, the place you go if you've got something to say.
Like the fatal feud between Tupac and Big's, I need to win this competition to fight off the cig's.
First we got "The KLP".
Key lime pie flavour, it'll leave you feeling so free.
So refreshing it'll be your all day vape.
So intriguing it should be wearing a cape.
Like a hipster at starbucks, Im here everyday.
I'm screaming out "Please Vape King give me some West Coast Frappe!".
Now these two flavours don't rep on their own.
Nah they've got real homies like a sheep's got it's clones.
They got "Kiwi Berry Dreaming", so creamy, so sweet.
A blend of fruits with some ice cream, a really neat treat.
The final amigo, refreshing and cool, like a Strawberry peach smoothie, will bring on the drool.
"Venice Peach" is the last one, so fruity so sweet.
A summer time flavour not to be beat.
I've told you about this competition that I heard from a King.
A competition that makes us all sing.
So vote for me please members of Ecigssa.
I'm gonna mic drop now because i've said all i can say.
Blowing clouds... because vape life.
Clouds so thick you can slash 'em with a knife.
Now I'm just a student and schooling is all that I know.
I'm broke as can be so I'll give these rap battles a go.
We got a competition running said the Vape King.
A lil something to make all you people sing.
Up for grabs we got a hamper of all things cool.
A hamper so hot it should chill in the pool.
Now the juice in the hamper is made by GQV, with a snapback and a dope ass tee.
These flavours all hail from the city of LA, the place you go if you've got something to say.
Like the fatal feud between Tupac and Big's, I need to win this competition to fight off the cig's.
First we got "The KLP".
Key lime pie flavour, it'll leave you feeling so free.
So refreshing it'll be your all day vape.
So intriguing it should be wearing a cape.
Like a hipster at starbucks, Im here everyday.
I'm screaming out "Please Vape King give me some West Coast Frappe!".
Now these two flavours don't rep on their own.
Nah they've got real homies like a sheep's got it's clones.
They got "Kiwi Berry Dreaming", so creamy, so sweet.
A blend of fruits with some ice cream, a really neat treat.
The final amigo, refreshing and cool, like a Strawberry peach smoothie, will bring on the drool.
"Venice Peach" is the last one, so fruity so sweet.
A summer time flavour not to be beat.
I've told you about this competition that I heard from a King.
A competition that makes us all sing.
So vote for me please members of Ecigssa.
I'm gonna mic drop now because i've said all i can say.
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This is killing me - these late entries...grrrr!
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Rude rudi lower your blood pressure,
no need to be fran drescher,
recline back, take a vape
fold yourself like a thin creamy crepe.
Ill just sit here with my feet up,
you better wise up, if I have to stand up,
my name aint seinfeld, it's not going to be funny,
I'm going shake you out, take all your pocket money.
no need to be fran drescher,
recline back, take a vape
fold yourself like a thin creamy crepe.
Ill just sit here with my feet up,
you better wise up, if I have to stand up,
my name aint seinfeld, it's not going to be funny,
I'm going shake you out, take all your pocket money.
U can't rap if u tried
Ur like a smoker who died
U puffed out against Rude Rudi
Your raps are a little bit soupie
Don't cry when u loose
I'll just win all the juice!
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Yon stuff is getting tense
I'm just here here to soak up knowledge... Basically I'm a sponge.
I'm just here here to soak up knowledge... Basically I'm a sponge.
Derkster, get off the fence
Felix won't take offense
This sh&$ is intense
Soon he'll come to the defence
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I see you tryin to keep up son,
like a fat kid, chasin that cinnabon,
I hear you gaspin, raspin, clawing for breath,
you rap game is weak, emminent death.
Take this time, take this lesson,
to learn, I may forgive your transgression,
if not, take heed this isnt double speak,
you'll leave this world with a timid squeek.
like a fat kid, chasin that cinnabon,
I hear you gaspin, raspin, clawing for breath,
you rap game is weak, emminent death.
Take this time, take this lesson,
to learn, I may forgive your transgression,
if not, take heed this isnt double speak,
you'll leave this world with a timid squeek.
U go against me, good luck, u need it!
Listen to my rap, say u think u can beat it?
No way, u nothing but an ex smoker
Ur wraps are sorta mediocre
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Listen to my rap, say u think u can beat it?
No way, u nothing but an ex smoker
Ur wraps are sorta mediocre
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I dont know if I should bother
replying to this messy bloody horror
that you seem to believe
is some kind word weave,
some kind of lyrical poetry,
you have to know, acknowledge openly,
that it's weak, you aint spitting fire,
only thing burning is your funeral pyre.
replying to this messy bloody horror
that you seem to believe
is some kind word weave,
some kind of lyrical poetry,
you have to know, acknowledge openly,
that it's weak, you aint spitting fire,
only thing burning is your funeral pyre.
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