Rules of engagement - @johan

[Andre]

Just a word of caution to fellow members when communicating, directly or indirectly with @johan:

1. Never ever call him "Oom". That gets his ire up big time. Only allowed for young girls.
2. Do not even consider calling him "Sir". That is reserved for so called aristocracy of British decent.
3. Post a picture of a parcel/package at your own peril. It gives him nappy rash and makes him beyond irritable.
4. His name does not start with a capital letter. It is just "johan".
5. If you call him "old", he will never speak to you again.
6. The term "hits hard" is not acceptable English, if you value your sanity find acceptable synonyms.
7. It is not a "chip" like in "DNA30 chip". Try "board" or something similar to avoid his considerable wrath.

Did I miss anything?

Other than that he is a feckin awesome person.

 

[Imthiaz Khan]

Now that the rules have been laid down, I swear to abide by them

 

[PeterHarris]

and NEVER do this...

Hey Sir Oom Johan
i just received this vape mail.
it the new box mod with an awsome CHIP, and its sure to HIT HARD!
im sure you old people will alos know how to work this...

LOVE YOU @johan

 

[johan]

and NEVER do this...

Hey Sir Oom Johan
i just received this vape mail.
it the new box mod with an awsome CHIP, and its sure to HIT HARD!
im sure you old people will alos know how to work this...

LOVE YOU @johan

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[PeterHarris]

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hey i see only 6 more days for a year of vaping..... looking forward to your milestone

 

[johan]

and NEVER do this...

Hey Sir Oom Johan
i just received this vape mail.
it the new box mod with an awsome CHIP, and its sure to HIT HARD!
im sure you old people will alos know how to work this...

LOVE YOU @johan

Love you 2 Peter you little ....... F#@ wit!

 

[rvdwesth]

Just a word of caution to fellow members when communicating, directly or indirectly with @johan:

1. Never ever call him "Oom". That gets his ire up big time. Only allowed for young girls.
2. Do not even consider calling him "Sir". That is reserved for so called aristocracy of British decent.
3. Post a picture of a parcel/package at your own peril. It gives him nappy rash and makes him beyond irritable.
4. His name does not start with a capital letter. It is just "johan".
5. If you call him "old", he will never speak to you again.
6. The term "hits hard" is not acceptable English, if you value your sanity find acceptable synonyms.
7. It is not a "chip" like in "DNA30 chip". Try "board" or something similar to avoid his considerable wrath.

Did I miss anything?

Other than that he is a feckin awesome person.

You girls can call him Oom --> Solank hulle nie se NEE OOM nie

 

[Ashley A]

Um, so I rather chill and eat my potato "boards" (can't say the other word) like a good boy here

 

[Marzuq]

I'm not sure whether to find this funny or useful. But solid advice. Break these rules at your own risk

 

[BumbleBee]

Ugh, this is too much for my old brain to remember, I think my memory chip is fried. Can we just call him bob?

 

[Sharrivz]

@PeterHarris needs a rebel badge!

Here you go Harris you little rebel you!

 

[Paulie]

Bwahahahahaha I have done all the above

Great thread lol

 

[annemarievdh]

Since when do I need to obay rules to talk to my Oom @johan ...

 

[Riaz]

great thread @Andre

lay them rules down for the guys

 

[annemarievdh]

great thread @Andre

lay them rules down for the guys

Jip, for the guys not the girls

 

[zadiac]

That's why I call him Ohm Johan and will never post a sealed package again

 

[johan]

Since when do I need to obay rules to talk to my Oom @johan ...

You're an exception to this rule, as you never scream: "Nee Oom" but call me nice names .

 

[annemarievdh]

You're an exception to this rule, as you never scream: "Nee Oom" but call me nice names .