The Old Goat’s Honest Vape Reviews – No Fluff, Just Facts!

[Old_Goat]

Hey everyone, I’m the Old Goat, and if there’s one thing I believe in, it’s straight-up, no-BS vape reviews. Whether it’s tanks, RDAs, coils, or anything in between, I test it, push it to its limits, and tell it like it is.

I’ve gathered all my reviews in one place: OldGoatVape.co.za – a hub for honest insights, deep dives, and the kind of content that keeps the vape community informed.

If you enjoy my reviews and want to support the work I do, I’ve set up a Tip Jar on the site. Every little bit helps keep the Old Goat grinding (and caffeinated) so I can keep bringing you real, unbiased content.

Check out my reviews & support the grind: OldGoatVape.co.za

I will also drop links to my work here on ECigsSA.

Let me know what you think! Have I reviewed your favorite setup yet? If not, drop a comment and tell me what you want to see next!

 

[Old_Goat]

Just dropped a new rant on the blog — this one’s close to the heart.

https://oldgoatvape.co.za/blogs/old...ck-aka-before-tiktok-vaping-ruined-everything


I went full Old Goat mode on this one — a bit of nostalgia, a fair bit of ranting, and a big fat middle hoof to what disposables and TikTok trends have done to the scene.

What makes this post different? Nearly every name I shouted out in it is someone from this very forum. Y’all are the ones still keeping it real, still rebuilding, mixing, sharing knowledge and keeping the culture alive. You’ll probably recognize a few names in there — and if you don’t yet, you should.

Give it a read. Leave a comment if you’ve got bones to pick or stories to share. Or just come help me yell at clouds for a while.

Stay grumpy. Stay cloudy.

 

[Old_Goat]

Ever wondered why "Blue Razz" tastes more like a colour than a fruit?


Let’s face it—flavour concentrates are a wild ride. From candy-coated fruits that don’t exist in nature to the strange magic that makes something "taste pink"… it’s not just mixing juice—it’s mixing illusions.


I’m no chemist, but I’ve spent enough time in the lab (and by lab, I mean my cluttered vape desk) to start asking questions. Like:

• Why do artificial flavours never quite match the real thing?
• What’s the deal with flavour perception and colour?
• And seriously, who invented Blue Raspberry?

I unpack it all in the latest blog:
The Alchemist’s Corner – Decoding the Delicious Deception of Flavour Concentrates
Grab a coffee, bring your brain, and prepare to see your favourite flavours in a whole new light.


Read it here:https://oldgoatvape.co.za/blogs/goa...e-delicious-deception-of-flavour-concentrates

 

[Old_Goat]

From Wire to Wick – The Old Goat’s Ultimate Coil Building Guide is LIVE!

Whether you’re still figuring out where the legs go or you’ve been building coils since the first Clapton hit the scene, this guide’s got something for you.

Full postless deck build walkthrough

Wicking tips that actually prevent leaks

Troubleshooting section for dry hits, hotspots, AND weird coil failures

Safety advice, cotton selection, and more goat wisdom than you can shake a hoof at

I still need to add pictures, but have fun reading it in the meantime.

Plus links to my Ohm’s Law breakdown, Alien coil tutorial, and DIY juice mixing guide for those ready to take the full plunge.

Read it here

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Join the herd and show off your builds!

 

[Old_Goat]

Hey legends,

I’ve been pouring a lot of time (and way too much caffeine) into building Old Goat Vape — from reviews to DIY content, coils, and the occasional angry blog post about why disposables suck.

But keeping the site running isn’t free, and right now, every bit helps. If you've enjoyed the content, the coils, or just want to help a fellow vaper keep the lights on, I'd be eternally grateful for a small tip. There's a tip jar on the site, and every little bit goes toward hosting, gear, and keeping the Goat out of financial ruin.
No pressure, but if you're keen to support some local, independent vape content — this is your moment to be a hero.

Thanks for always showing up and keeping the community strong.

 

[Old_Goat]

New Blog Post: Popcorn Lung, Facebook Fear, and a Chat With My Mom



We’ve all seen those scary headlines — “Vaping causes popcorn lung!” — usually followed by someone’s aunt chiming in on Facebook to warn the world. I had a long chat with my own mom about it, and I decided it was time to put pen to paper (or hoof to keyboard) and clear the air once and for all.

This one’s for every confused parent, every misled mate, and every vaper who’s tired of fighting fiction with facts.

Full blog here: https://oldgoatvape.co.za/blogs/old-goat-rants/-popcorn-lung-facebook-fear-and-a-chat-with-my-mom

If you like it, drop a comment, send it to a skeptic, or share it with your own mom. Let’s set the record straight — one myth at a time.

— The Old Goat

 

[Old_Goat]

Freedom Means Choice — Even If You Don’t Like That Choice



I fired off another blog post that’s likely to ruffle a few feathers — and that’s exactly the point.

It’s about vaping, sure. But it’s also about something bigger: the right to make your own damn decisions, even if someone else thinks they’re stupid. Whether it's vaping, drinking coffee at midnight, or wearing Crocs in public — it’s your life, your lungs, your choice.

If you're tired of being treated like a child by people who think they know what’s best for you, give it a read.

Freedom Means Choice — Even If You Don’t Like That Choice

Drop a comment if you’ve got thoughts, or just want to tell me I’ve lost the plot. I can take it. I’m a goat, not a snowflake.

 

[Old_Goat]

Big shoutout to @Mediocre_Remedial for not just reading my latest blog, but actually dropping a comment on the website itself. That, right there, helps a lot. Every comment tells the Google overlords, “Hey, this site ain’t dead,” which means I’ve got a better shot at someone actually finding it when they search for real vaping info instead of the usual fear-mongering garbage.


I’m also trying out something new — an AI tool called NotebookLM. Fed it a few rants, and boom, it turns them into audio. Basically a podcast, Old Goat style. Still figuring out what to do with the audio (YouTube? Instagram reels? Smoke signals?), but it’s one more way to keep the herd growing.


If you like the work, leave a comment, share the blog, or hell — toss a tip my way if you can. Keeping this site alive costs more than just caffeine and rage, and I’m doing it all solo with no big sponsor behind me.


Blog’s here if you missed it: Popcorn Lung, Facebook Fear & A Chat With My Mom


Thanks to all the real ones still fighting the good fight.

 

[Old_Goat]

The Old Goat’s Been Busy — Four Fresh Rants for Your Eyeballs

If you're into straight talk, sarcasm, and a no-bull dive into all things vape (and a bit more), I’ve dropped four new blogs over on the site. Here’s what’s fresh out the pen:

1. “Popcorn Lung, Facebook Fear & a Chat with My Mom”
Myth-busting, family chats, and a deep dive into one of the dumbest vape panics around.


2. “Freedom Means Choice — Even If You Don’t Like That Choice”
Liberty, bans, and why grown-ass adults should be trusted to make their own decisions.


3. “The Old Goat’s Guide: How to Finally Ditch the Vape”
Yup. I wrote a quit guide. Because freedom includes quitting too — and not with scare tactics.


4. “Hammer of God V4 Review: Big, Heavy, and Surprisingly Smooth”
She’s a beast. And I gave her a proper Old Goat rundown — fire button gripes, Slab Daddy coils, and all.



Read them here:

Old Goat Rants

Old Goat Vape – Your go-to hub for honest vape reviews, high-performance Alien coils, and DIY juice talk from South Africa’s loudest voice in vaping. Stay informed, upgrade your setup, and join The Goat Herd today.

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If you like ‘em, drop a comment on the site — it helps me climb the Google ladder. I’m doing all this solo, no dev team, and begging for tips just to keep the lights on. So if you feel generous, hit the tip jar while you’re there.

Thanks for reading, Herd.

 

[Old_Goat]

The Goat Has Spoken: Blog Update Time!
Alright you beautiful misfits, I've unleashed not one, not two, but three new blog posts onto the internet like a caffeinated goat on a trampoline. Here's what's fresh out the goat pen:


How to Finally Ditch the Vape
Yeah, yeah, the irony’s thick. But if you’ve ever thought about putting down the vape (or just want to know what happens when the Old Goat tries), this one’s for you:
https://oldgoatvape.co.za/blogs/goat-school/the-old-goat-s-guide-how-to-finally-ditch-the-vape


Flavor Testing Like a Pro – By SessionDrummer
The man, the myth, the Steam Crave wizard himself breaks down his flavor testing setup, process, and gear. If you're a mixer, don't miss this masterclass.
https://oldgoatvape.co.za/blogs/goa...riteria-by-sessiondrummer-the-steam-crave-guy


The Hammer of God V4 Review
My take on the beastly mod that could probably power a small village. Spoiler: it’s as insane as it sounds.
https://oldgoatvape.co.za/blogs/old...mer-of-god-v4-thors-hammer-meets-zeus-thunder


Drop a comment on any of them — it really helps bump the site up the Google ranks. And hey, if the spirit moves you, toss a tip my way. Running the site is expensive and I’m doing it all myself (with a little AI magic here and there, shoutout to the robots).


Stay flamin’, stay funky.

 

[Old_Goat]

NEW BLOG DROP: The Blaze Max Pro RTA – Big, Bold & a Flavour Beast

Just wrapped up my full review of the Blaze Max Pro RTA by ThunderCloud Creations—and let me tell you, this thing rips.

Massive deck, smooth airflow, deep juice well… and flavour that’ll punch your tastebuds straight into next week.
Built like a tank, vapes like a dream.

Read the full review here:
https://oldgoatvape.co.za/blogs/old...rcloud-creations-big-bold-and-a-flavour-beast

If you’re in the market for a new RTA—or just like reading about gear that doesn’t suck—go give it a look.
Drop a comment while you’re there, and if you’re feeling generous, throw a tip in the tin or pick up a bottle from the Lab to keep the reviews flowing.

The Old Goat doesn’t do fluff. Just facts and flavour.

 

[Old_Goat]

The Requiem RBA: My First Boro Dance – And The Fear of Peaking Too Soon!​

Alright, vape fam, brace your batteries and prep your cotton, because the Old Goat is about to get his hooves dirty in entirely new territory. Today, I'm getting my calloused hands on the Requiem RBA — a supposedly divine creation from ThunderCloud and that Spanish vape celebrity ELMONO VAPEADOR. Word on the street? It just bagged "Best Atomizer of 2025" at the World Vape Expo. Yeah, no pressure.

Now before you start applauding and tossing confetti, let me drop a truth bomb: I've never touched a boro mod in my entire puffing life. Not once. This right here? This is my awkward, uncoordinated first dance at the Boro Ball, and they’ve handed me the prom queen to tango with. I’m already sweating through my goat fur.

The Hype is Real (and Frankly, Suffocating)​

This Requiem RBA isn't just another fancy chunk of metal. It’s the vape world's golden child: a single-coil deck with surgical airflow control, side and bottom airflow options via interchangeable pins, a respectable 6ml tank, dual refill ports, and the whole thing looks like it was machined by angels in a sterile lab somewhere outside Madrid. Stainless Steel and PCTG, tiny footprint, yadda yadda yadda.

Sounds great, right? Sure — if you’re not me.

The Bar Is Set in Orbit​

Let’s say it really is the GOAT of atomizers. What then? What’s left for me to chase? Have I peaked already? Will every other RBA after this feel like licking the boot of mediocrity? How do I review something worse after I’ve started with the best? There’s nowhere to go but down, and I just got here!

What If It Sucks? (For Me)​

Let’s get brutally honest — awards don’t mean squat if it doesn’t suit my vape style. I like my flavour thick and my airflow predictable. What if I try all those fancy airflow pins and still end up blowing lukewarm mist out of a R450 mistake? What if I just don’t click with it? That would make for one hell of an awkward review, wouldn’t it? "Hi everyone, I hate your favourite atomizer. Please don’t cancel me."

The AIO Dilemma​

And here’s the other thing — I don’t even know if I like AIOs. I’ve spent years building on solid, chunky RTAs and RDAs that need their own parking space. AIOs always seemed... well, dinky. Integrated tanks, tight spaces, airflow that requires an engineering degree to tune properly — is this even vaping, or just some fiddly game for masochists? Will the dual-refill system impress me, or just piss me off when I spill juice all over my desk?

What's In The Box? Anxiety, Mostly​

Okay, the packaging is admittedly slick: a metal case stuffed with toys —

• Requiem RBA (duh)
• Bottom airflow pins from 1.0mm to 4.0mm, side airflow blocks, coil trimmer, prebuilt Claptons, screwdrivers, spares, and a user manual I probably won’t read.

Sounds generous, but it also screams "good luck, buddy!" I can already hear myself dropping those tiny pins onto the floor and crawling around on all fours like a vape-addled truffle pig.

The Great Unknown​

So here I am: nervous, excited, slightly grumpy, and one broken airflow pin away from a full-blown existential crisis. Will the Requiem RBA live up to its celestial hype? Or will it make me want to chuck the whole boro thing into the bin and go back to my fat, flavour-chucking tanks?

One thing’s for sure — I’m about to find out. And if this RBA doesn’t make angels sing through my coils, there will be words. Stay tuned, my herd. The Old Goat is entering boro territory, and you better believe I’m bringing my horns.