WIN A SONY PS5 @ BLCK - Comp. closed

[KZOR]

#BLCKPS5

Q : Wat is blink, rond en was deel van Kojak?

A: Telly se Ballas

@ARYANTO
@JurgensSt
@Moerse Rooikat

 

[StompieZA]

#BLCKPS5

Q. What do you call advice from a vaper?
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Drip Tip's

@Chanelr @Spongebob @Andre

 

[Gadgetboy]

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What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

@OnePowerfulCorsa
@Andre
@ace_d_house_cat

 

[SJY124]

#BLCKPS5

A man tells his doctor, "Doc help me, I'm addicted to Twitter!"

The doc replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you..."

@Ruwaid
@JulianJulian
@adriaanh

 

[Ruwaid]

#BLCKPS5

I have alot of unemployment jokes for this thread but feel terrible to use them....none of them work!

@JulianJulian
@anthony001
@Johan vl

 

[RiccoS]

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This is no joke....

@JulianJulian
@OnePowerfulCorsa
@Keen@n

 

[Gadgetboy]

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How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.

@Stranger
@StompieZA
@moto

 

[Stranger]

#BLCKPS5

My friend gave me his epi pen as he lay dying
It seemed very important to him that I have it, RIP

@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh

 

[Stranger]

#BLCKPS5

A handicapped guy stole my vape
You can hide but you can't run

@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin

 

[Ruwaid]

#BLCKPS5

Apparently Apple is inventing a new car. Not sure when it will launch as they having trouble installing the windows.

@CaliGuy
@Random264
@Ugi

 

[Stranger]

#BLCKPS5

"and the Lord said unto John
come forth and you will receive eternal salvation
John came first and won a PS5"

"Drops the mike"

@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn

 

[Gadgetboy]

#BLCKPS5

How many vapers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three - One to recoil it, one to review it and one to video the tutorial.

@Puff the Magic Dragon
@JulianJulian
@Keen@n

 

[Stranger]

#BLCKPS5

Apparently some one in the Cape flats gets stabbed every 52 seconds

Poor bastard.

@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel

 

[Stranger]

#BLCKPS5

I always, always walk a mile in someones else's shoes before I pass judgment.

That way when I shout, "you friggin prick" I am a mile away with some nice new shoes.

@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
@Intuthu Kagesi

 

[Stranger]

#BLCKPS5

#BLCKPS5

While I was away, I met a constipated accountant?
He couldn't budget, so he had to work it out with a paper and pencil.


@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy

 

[Stranger]

#BLCKPS5

#BLCKPS5

Officer: why did you beat up this man
Me: because he said my wife's hair smelled nice
Officer: that's no reason
Me: YES it is, he is a frigging dwarf


@Resistance
@Puff the Magic Dragon
@adriaanh
@DarthBranMuffin
@Dela Rey Steyn
@NecroticAngel
@Intuthu Kagesi
@Gadgetboy
@ARYANTO

 

[Intuthu Kagesi]

#BLCKPS5

@Stranger
@DarthBranMuffin
@ARYANTO

 

[Grand Guru]

#BLCKPS5

Why do men struggle to make eye contact?
Because boobs don’t have eyes!

@ARYANTO @ivc_mixer @Raindance

 

[Puff the Magic Dragon]

#BLCKPS5

I think my wife has started to show the first signs of Alzheimer's...

She said she can't remember what she ever saw in me!

@MrGSmokeFree
@Faiyaz Cheulkar
@Skillie@23

 

[shabs]

#BLCKPS5

The best Safe Word you
can use is ''MEATLOAF.''
it means ..
''l would do anything for love
but I won't do that.''

@CaliGuy
@Ruwaid
@Random264

Sent from my SM-N975F using Tapatalk

 

[Ugi]

#BLCKPS5

I had a friend who worked in a Bakery....
He was such a cake

@Mzr
@vicTor
@Grand

 

[Quintusson]

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Boss: You're fired!
Me: *pauses porn* Why??

@The vaper
@KobusMTL
@ARYANTO

 

[RobMcMaster]

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What do you call a man by your front door with no arms and no legs?
Matt

@Puff the Magic Dragon @MoB16Zah @Juan_G

 

[Quintusson]

#BLCKPS5

Cop: Suspect is dancing naked through the street
Dispatch: Copy that
Cop: I'll try but I'm not much of a dancer

@Mzr
@charln
@Christo@26

 

[Quintusson]

#BLCKPS5

Genie: There are 3 rules. 1. No wishing for extra wishes. 2. No falling in love. 3. No bringing back of dead people
Me: I wish puzzle pieces would moan when they fit correctly
Genie: There are 4 rules....

@dombank
@KarlDP
@Slick