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[Resistance]

#BLCKPS5
A man goes into theatre for Carpal tunnel surgery. Just before he's put out he asks the nurse.
'nurse, would I be able to play the piano anfter the surgery?'
She answer yes and he says 'good because I couldn't play before either'
@goki @Juan_G @Rafique

 

[shabs]

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Just found out that cock fighting is done with chickens!

Well that's 6 month's of training wasted.

@Reaper
@Skillie@23
@dombank

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[shabs]

#BLCKPS5

LIVERPOOL

@NaveshM04
@DarthBranMuffin
@manutd1999


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[omgmutantniknak]

#BLCKPS5

Q: What is the Mario Bros pants made out of?

A: DENIM, DENIM, DENIM!

@Paulie
@Attie
@Rashid Essop Moosa

 

[Ruwaid]

#BLCKPS5
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

@Nick_Naidoo
@Muchis
@SJY124

 

[ShamZ]

#BLCKPS5

Where do you find a bull with no legs?


Right where you left it.

@Attie
@Raindance
@SmokeyJoe

 

[THE REAPER]

#BLCKPS5

What do you call a bear with no teeth?


A gummy bear.
@ARYANTO
@Grand Guru
@Dela Rey Steyn

 

[MR_F]

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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow

@Galahad76
@mc_zamo
@NikiLouw

 

[Ruwaid]

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My wife complained that the vacuum sucks too hard on the rugs and I made a joke... I'm sleeping on the couch tonight

@Slick
@JurgensSt
@Irfaan Ebrahim

 

[Jengz]

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but i know i wouldn't get a reaction.

@Safz_b
@MR_F
@Mujahid Padayachy

 

[Jengz]

#BLCKPS5

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish!

@Hooked
@KingOvO
@Ruwaid

 

[THE REAPER]

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!

@WV2021
@Ruwaid
@DarthBranMuffin

 

[Ruwaid]

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When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!

@Jengz
@THE REAPER
@EZBlend

 

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IF YOU CAN MAKE A
WOMAN LAUGH.
YOU'RE ALMOST
THERE.
IF YOU'RE ALMOST
THERE AND THEN SHE
LAUGHS.
THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY.

@Jengz
@Ruwaid
@Wezza

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[shabs]

#BLCKPS5

How does a
farmer find new
cows to buy ?

He looks through
the cattlelog.

@THE REAPER
@EZBlend
@wvj1981

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[GerrieP]

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When I tell you that I will Google the answer.. Don't believe me..
cause I will only ask my Wife...

@Hooked
@LeislB
@MissT-haze

 

[WV2021]

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Some annoying cold caller was trying to sell me a luxury coffin. I could only say, “Dude, that is the last thing I’ll need"

@THE REAPER
@Gadgetboy
@Richio

 

[Ruwaid]

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I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.

@Room Fogger
@shabs
@Scouse45

 

[Ruwaid]

#BLCKPS5
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

@DarthBranMuffin
@THE REAPER
@Intuthu Kagesi

 

[WV2021]

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”Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!
@THE REAPER
@DarthBranMuffin
@Ugi

 

[vicTor]

#BLCKPS5

What kind of bees make milk ?

Boo-Bees

@Mentor
@Jarryd truter
@Yazeed Malek

 

[vicTor]

#BLCKPS5

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants ?

In case he got a hole in one

@KaptenKnas94
@Totojoe
@FogJooze

 

[vicTor]

#BLCKPS5

Whats red and bad for your teeth ?

A brick

@mixovercast
@CloudVapin
@helenios

 

[Safz_b]

Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion

#BLCKPS5

@Ruwaid
@SmokeyJoe
@Spongebob

 

[ShamZ]

#BLCKPS5

What do you get from nervous cows?

Milk shakes.


@Ruwaid
@DarthBranMuffin
@WV2021