Dirty Lol's Thread

[Rob Fisher]

Yesterday I came home with a bottle of KY Jelly and told Anthea "This will make you happy tonight"!

She was right! She put it all over the door handle and I couldn't get into the bedroom!

 

[Rob Fisher]

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But - being payday - instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?" To which he replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

 

[Rob Fisher]

Having been to Thailand recently I really appreciated this one! Happy Ending!

 

[Sharrivz]

Hahahahaha love that

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[ibanez]

Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy, who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?"

"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds.

"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."

"Fook off you liar!"

"I'll prove it," Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"

"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"



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[Melinda]

 

[Rowan Francis]

ok so i now need a new button = NFI (please)

Thanks @Gizmo

 

[Melinda]

ok so i now need a new button = NFI (please)

Thanks @Gizmo

Hi Rowan, it says "there is nothing that f*cks up a friday than realising it is only Tuesday"

 

[Rowan Francis]

sadly so fracking true .... thanks @Melinda

 

[Tw!st3dVaP0r]

 

[Riaz]

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LOL

good to always check

 

[Sharrivz]

 

[Rob Fisher]

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OMG! I just lost my breakfast! Thanks so much Stroods!

 

[Riaz]

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agh no man stroody

thats just wrong on so many levels LOL

 

[Rowan Francis]

http://contagious-humor.com/the-worst-food-product-namesever-8244/

 

[johan]

Geez that's SICK

 

[Rob Fisher]

Happy Hour in Thailand!



En hier by ons?

Kry ons net fokken peanuts and chips!!!

 

[Gizmo]

 

[Rob Fisher]

 

[Sharrivz]

not very dirty but did make me giggle



Although... these exist...

 

[Rob Fisher]

Eiuwwweeee.

 

[ET]

 

[johan]

Nee siessa!

 

[BhavZ]

not very dirty but did make me giggle

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Although... these exist...

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That is just nasty

 

[Chop007]

The diplomatic side of me wants to say "Hope no-one is offended by this"
The other side (predominant side) is laughing my ass off!



and yes it was a real mod, by a real modder, and yes it was sold.
Also it has a bigger brother called Graham Noodle, that was also sold.
http://affordablemods.webs.com/one-offs

That guy must feel like a real knob when he vapes that device.