300 Reasons you might be a Redneck...

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You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.

Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.

You consider the fifth grade you senior year.

You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.

You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.

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