Somehow, you've watched 5 generations cross the stage without the last bits falling off. Not that they haven't been falling off since - well - a while ago, but enough critical bits remain to carry you into them bloody golden years.
So this is what they call the golden years, waduyaknow.
- Thread starter YeOldeOke
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Some early-morning introspection @YeOldeOke ?
My mum has always said, growing old aint for wimps.
They said the worst about "ouderdom" is not the "oud", but the "dom". So very true.
Right there with you mate, turn 60 today. Kin'ell, what happened?...
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fibre today.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
"OLD" IS WHEN.....
An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee!
Old is when you and your biker buddies rock up at a pub and a sexy little thing catches your eye looking in your direction while whispering to her friends. You think, "Damn I still got it!"
She walks over and says:
Wait for it..
Wait for it...
Oom? Ry oom met die rooi bike?
Instant ego adjustment right there and then. Still hurts...
Regards
laugh now... it's coming for you too
laugh now... it's coming for you too
Sad, but true LOL!
Love that, you're quite right.
that's ME !!!
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