Things you can say about your mod but not your significant other

[Sharrivz]

This tastes like ass is it ass flavour

 

[Sharrivz]

I don't know I just need something new I need a new one every month they change so fast I just want the newest model

 

[Sharrivz]

I was robbed and they stole it kinda awesome though at least I can get a better one now

 

[Jakey]

I cranked her all the way up and she just died on me

 

[Jakey]

Shes bottom fed

 

[Jakey]

Shes a bit tough to screw on

 

[Jakey]

30 is not enough for me anymore

 

[Jakey]

Can i try yours?

*Edit*you can try mine....

 

[Jakey]

How do I switch her off?

 

[Jakey]

Lmao cool thread @Stroodlepuff. So many more but il give the others a chance.

 

[Guunie]

What does she taste like....
Can she blow clouds...
She needs more airflow, nothing a dremel can't fix...

 

[Silver]

The hole on mine is quite tight, not as loose as yours
I prefer it a bit tighter, gives me a bit more pleasure.

 

[whatalotigot]

Yoh, She hits like a freight train..

 

[Riaz]

shes rebuildable

 

[ET]

When your mech mod overheats whilst driving you can throw it out the car ...

 

[Xhale]

how much does it weigh?

 

[Sharrivz]

It was pretty cheap there were more expensive ones but I just wanted to try it out first I'll upgrade later

 

[Guunie]

When she is all out of squonks...I can just refill her

 

[johan]

She's a dripper

 

[Andre]

She's a dripper

And a bottom feeder!

 

[Sharrivz]

I didn't like her colour so I got her this awesome dollar wrap

 

[Xhale]

I've got two or three on the go, depending on which flavour I feel like

 

[Riaz]

when you press too hard, she leaks

 

[Dr Evil]

She goes low when i want her to

Sent from my S4 LTE using my finger

 

[Xhale]

I dont know how this one works...can we swop?