Things you can say about your mod but not your significant other

[Jakey]

Ah, finally arrived, got her on sale and had her shipped directly from China. Shes compact and great for daily use. I find her a bit wobbly when placed on the table, but what do you expect for 500 bux?

Just wish there was a manual

 

[Guunie]

Ordered a few from fasttech. Been waiting 3months! Hope they all safe and snug in their packaging still

 

[kimbo]

IT'S A CLONE!!!

 

[Xhale]

mine leaks sometimes

 

[whatalotigot]

she goes blue when I add salt and ammonia.

 

[whatalotigot]

Man I wish this thing had a locking ring...

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

I run her pretty hot.

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

If I forget to plug it in at night, it won't be dead in the morning.

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

Got her from China. Free shipping!

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

I like this new one. The last one gurgled and spit too much.

 

[johan]

Geez this thread is hilarious

"Will a 18650 flat top battery fit in her?"

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

i love how huge the holes are

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

My Mod does not get angry when I use another mod.

 

[Xhale]

I used it the whole of last night and now this mornings its dead.

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

All I have to do to turn it on is press a button.

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

My mod doesn't mind when I put batteries in it's bottom.

 

[BhavZ]

question is, "when you turn her on, does she return the favour?"

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

You have to hit her button five times to turn her on

 

[SamuraiTheVapor]

Mine makes pooping more enjoyable!

 

[abdul]

shes old i need a new one

 

[RoSsIkId]

When she is dry, i only have to push on the soft tube a few times and she wets the whole wick

 

[PeterHarris]

she guzzles juice like you cant believe

 

[whatalotigot]

I use brasso to keep her clean

 

[Guunie]

She is less likely to explode with more resistance

 

[Ashley A]

I cranked her all the way up and she just died on me

Try that with the other one and you'll probably be the one that died