#BLCKPS5
What do cows do for fun?
They go to the Mooooovies!!
@sideshowruki
@OnePowerfulCorsa
@SilverArrow
What do cows do for fun?
They go to the Mooooovies!!
@sideshowruki
@OnePowerfulCorsa
@SilverArrow
#BLCKPS5
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it...
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Resistance
@vicTor
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it...
@Dela Rey Steyn
@Resistance
@vicTor
#BLCKPS5
Little boy tells his nursery
teacher he found a dead cat.
"How did you know it was dead?"
asks the teacher.
"Because I pissed in its ear & it
didn't move" says the boy.
"You did what!?" shrieks the
teacher.
"You know ' exp]ains the boy,
I Leant over & went Pssst & it didn't move!"
@Resistance
@Grand Guru
@Philip Dunkley
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Little boy tells his nursery
teacher he found a dead cat.
"How did you know it was dead?"
asks the teacher.
"Because I pissed in its ear & it
didn't move" says the boy.
"You did what!?" shrieks the
teacher.
"You know ' exp]ains the boy,
I Leant over & went Pssst & it didn't move!"
@Resistance
@Grand Guru
@Philip Dunkley
Sent from my SM-N975F using Tapatalk
#BLCKPS5
I removed my alarm system and cancelled ADT. Instead I put a sign on my gate saying: ALCOHOL FOR SALE! I now have the SAPS and SANDF watching my house....We have never felt safer and are saving R800 p/m
@Christo@26
@ace_d_house_cat
@SJY124
I removed my alarm system and cancelled ADT. Instead I put a sign on my gate saying: ALCOHOL FOR SALE! I now have the SAPS and SANDF watching my house....We have never felt safer and are saving R800 p/m
@Christo@26
@ace_d_house_cat
@SJY124
#BLCKPS5
A ghost walked into a bar and ordered a shot of vodka. The bartender said, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.’
@Silver
@StompieZA
@Jengz
A ghost walked into a bar and ordered a shot of vodka. The bartender said, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.’
@Silver
@StompieZA
@Jengz
#BLCKPS5
A conductor chases 3 youths males from the train station for teasing young ladies.
When asked why he chased them. He replied. This is not a playstation
@hot.chillie35 @Stew @Friep
A conductor chases 3 youths males from the train station for teasing young ladies.
When asked why he chased them. He replied. This is not a playstation
@hot.chillie35 @Stew @Friep
#BLCKPS5
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale...
@Grand Guru
@shabs
@DarthBranMuffin
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale...
@Grand Guru
@shabs
@DarthBranMuffin
#BLCKPS5
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast
@Pierre2
@Resistance
@BioHAZarD
@Stranger
@Grand Guru
@SJY124
@Dela Rey Steyn
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast
@Pierre2
@Resistance
@BioHAZarD
@Stranger
@Grand Guru
@SJY124
@Dela Rey Steyn
#BLCKPS5
So what if I dont know what Armageddon means?? Its not the end of the world!?!
@Room Fogger
@Dave
@Cor
So what if I dont know what Armageddon means?? Its not the end of the world!?!
@Room Fogger
@Dave
@Cor
#BLCKPS5
I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, its more of a rap!
@JurgensSt
@Jabs
@Timwis
@KZOR
I've just written a song about tortillas; actually, its more of a rap!
@JurgensSt
@Jabs
@Timwis
@KZOR
#BLCKPS5
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
@Stew
@Timwis
@JurgensSt
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.
Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
@Stew
@Timwis
@JurgensSt
#BLCKPS5
A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
@DarthBranMuffin
@ARYANTO
@Puff the Magic Dragon
A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.
@DarthBranMuffin
@ARYANTO
@Puff the Magic Dragon
#BLCKPS5
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
@Mujahid Padayachy
@LouisFourie
@Balthazar
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
@Mujahid Padayachy
@LouisFourie
@Balthazar
#BLCKPS5
I remember my Grandpa's last words like it was yesterday...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit!"
@Resistance
@DarthBranMuffin
@THE REAPER
I remember my Grandpa's last words like it was yesterday...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit!"
@Resistance
@DarthBranMuffin
@THE REAPER
#BLCKPS5
ME: Wana hear something funny? QUARANTINE!
HER: I don't get it...
ME: Yeah its an inside joke!
@ddk1979
@BumbleBee
@DarthBranMuffin
ME: Wana hear something funny? QUARANTINE!
HER: I don't get it...
ME: Yeah its an inside joke!
@ddk1979
@BumbleBee
@DarthBranMuffin
#BLCKPS5
A German walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The bartender asks - Dry?
The German replies, Nein Just one.
@RenaldoRheeder
@Christos
@Room Fogger
A German walks into a bar and asks for a Martini. The bartender asks - Dry?
The German replies, Nein Just one.
@RenaldoRheeder
@Christos
@Room Fogger
#BLCKPS5
ME: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
HER: What!?!
ME: You can unscrew a lightbulb
@CJB85
@M.Adhir
@Nick_Naidoo
@OnePowerfulCorsa
ME: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
HER: What!?!
ME: You can unscrew a lightbulb
@CJB85
@M.Adhir
@Nick_Naidoo
@OnePowerfulCorsa
#BLCKPS5
What does the sign on a out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it, We're closed.
@THE REAPER
@CJB85
@OnePowerfulCorsa
What does the sign on a out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it, We're closed.
@THE REAPER
@CJB85
@OnePowerfulCorsa
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