And so it was writ...

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This makes me think of what I said at the vet the other day. I had a Senior Moment and couldn't remember how to ask for them to express my dogs' anal glands, so instead I said, "Could you please pump their bums." Ah well ... I got the message across!
 
must be totally desperate
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Instructions for a TAZER:
1. first of all hold the long-range electronic anti-riot device, the infrared line of sight alignment goals (five-meter effective range of firing)

2. elbow placed in the stomach height, with the right hand holding the host, left open the insurance switch, the use of his right thumb holding down the switch and infrared sights aim at the head criminals the use of the following areas, touch switches, electric shock dart pin can be Injection uniforms violence criminals.

3. the safety switch can be pushed to mid-range continuous illumination also connected to control power supply shocks, so that unexpected events can be pre-emptive.
 
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And someone's reply was:

"What the fudge! Survival there would be a cakewalk.. Thinking of pudding myself on that island.." :-D
 
The trouble with life is, you're halfway through it before you realize it's a do-it-yourself thing-
Southern Wheels, South Oklahoma City.
 
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