And so it was writ...

From FB:

Conscious Consumer.JPG

It would be strange if an unconscious consumer were on-the-go.
 
"Lexophile" is a term used to describe those who are clever with words, such as "you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish" , or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless."

A competition to see who can come up with the best lexphillies is held every year in Dubuque, Iowa. The year's winning submissions:

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... Police were called to the daycare centre, where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

.. Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair thought she'd dye.

... Acupuncture is a job well done. That's the point of it.
 
i_started_with_nothing_poster-ra73e5b84128e4de1bd84648acfc72093_wqa_8byvr_307.jpg
 
This has been bothering me a while. Sumo wrestlers do not wear suits, they wear extra heavy duty loin cloths. The image of this bare chested woman wearing only a g-string entering a bar, waving at an idiot dressed as a candy bar and then proceeding to bliksem her ex girlfriend is haunting me.

Regards
 
Last edited:
https://www.capetownetc.com/news/brutal-farm-attack-leaves-couple-hospitalised/

“The farm owner managed to get a phone which he used to call for help. It is also unknown if he hurt himself or if he was injured by the suspects,” Van Wyk [South African Police Services spokesperson, FC Van Wyk] said."

"In a tweet by Ian Cameron, Head of Community Safety for Afriforum, he said Ludwig’s [the farm owner] knees were broken using a crowbar ... "

My comment: And the Police spokesperson says that it's "unknown if he hurt himself". Seriously?!
 
Lol we need the death penalty here. Two armed guards were killed in cold blood. I was so pissed off because this was an attack on their own race and community guards.

Wtf is happening to our country?
Murderers don't choose targets based on race, caste or religion.

Sent from aPhone
 
Back
Top