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Hooked · 5/10/19

Funny News Headlines

Madonna Reads Her 2nd Book
Man Ate Stolen Ice Cream Sandwich He Kept In Pants
War Dims Hope for Peace
Kenya Believe It?
City Unsure Why The Sewer Smells

Hooked · 6/10/19

Hooked · 7/10/19

Remember to punctuate your clouds!!

Hooked · 7/10/19

In the thread about IQOS, @SparkySA said, "I would rather bite my own arm off."

@Yuvir Punwasi started the very next post by saying, "I tried this at Gateway shopping mall ... "

What is the world coming to? First we have trolley fights on an escalator in a mall and now someone trying to bite his own arm off. Wasn't like that in my day!

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Funny Headlines

Most Earthquake Damage Is Caused By Shaking
Write-In Voting Gets Woman Shot At School Board
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Sewage Spill Kills Fish, But Water Safe To Drink
British People Prefer Facebook To Toilets

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@Room Fogger Love your "can relate" to the Oxygen headline!

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Hooked · 23/10/19

Perpetrators wearing hats or beanies.JPG

The above is the not-so-intelligent intro to a video of a shop robbery at gun-point. Firstly, how would one know that someone is a perpetrator until they've done something? Secondly, do all perpetrators wear hats or beanies? Good heavens! From now on I'll stay clear of anyone wearing a beanie. Just as well it's summer!

Christos · 23/10/19

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The above is the not-so-intelligent intro to a video of a shop robbery at gun-point. Firstly, how would one know that someone is a perpetrator until they've done something? Secondly, do all perpetrators wear hats or beanies? Good heavens! From now on I'll stay clear of anyone wearing a beanie. Just as well it's summer!

So the theory is as follows:
If you are antisocial and want to avoid all human contact while vaping, wear a beanie and look shifty.