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I posted this in silvers esg skyline experience in response to a comment.
So you got a new atty, that's nice
I posted this in silvers esg skyline experience in response to a comment.
So you got a new atty, that's nice
Now if you say 'That's nice.', peeps will never know if you are taking the piss or not.
Keeps them on their toes.
Lol. My wife and I now exchange "that's nice" quite often.Now if you say 'That's nice.', peeps will never know if you are taking the piss or not.
Keeps them on their toes.
Just earlier she was taking about her mom and I responded with "that's nice"
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it
The blonde said,
"No, just up to my tits ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your
note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk.
Did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
The blonde said,
"No, I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"
Wait for it
The blonde said,
"No, just up to my tits ...
I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!"
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Three old hags sitting on a park bench.
Along comes a guy in a raincoat and exposes himself to them.
The first old hag immediately has a stroke,
The second also has a stroke,
The third was not that lucky, she could not reach.
Along comes a guy in a raincoat and exposes himself to them.
The first old hag immediately has a stroke,
The second also has a stroke,
The third was not that lucky, she could not reach.
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