Going through a thread on vaping peeves and finding a few i did not know i had.
Head, flavor banger... perverts!
Regards
Head, flavor banger... perverts!
Regards
Vaping pet hate: Don't you hate it when....
- Thread starter Greyz
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Smokers who say that they want to start vaping and could I please help them to buy a mod. I suggest that they come over and have a look at my mods and try them out. However, when they see them, they don't like them. They "want something like a Twisp". "Then why don't you buy a Twisp??" I ask.
I was short-changed on patience when it was handed out. I tried to sell insurance at one stage in my life. I was a failure. A dismal failure. The manager called me in and explained it like this.
"Wouldn't you feel guilty if Mrs X's husband died without life insurance, because you didn't persuade them to take out a policy?"
"Uh, no ... " I reply, "That's their problem, not mine."
I didn't last long in the insurance game
I was short-changed on patience when it was handed out. I tried to sell insurance at one stage in my life. I was a failure. A dismal failure. The manager called me in and explained it like this.
"Wouldn't you feel guilty if Mrs X's husband died without life insurance, because you didn't persuade them to take out a policy?"
"Uh, no ... " I reply, "That's their problem, not mine."
I didn't last long in the insurance game
People that say vaping is bad because of an article they read in the Huisgenoot 5 years ago..
I haven't seen that article. Could you please post it for us.
- SA Customs and SAPO
- Companies, reviewers and vapers who announce to all that the latest coil, wicking material, mod, battery, RDA, RTA, RDTA, juice, nic etc etc etc is way better than anything that has gone before it. We then find out that the proposed item is worse, on par with, or 0.0002 per cent better. It turns out that it is only 0.0002 per cent better when used during spring on the western slope of an extinct volcano.
- people who announce to the world that they have just bought item x,y, or z and it is absolute junk. It then turns out that I have recently bought the same item and I am really enjoying it. This leaves me believing that I must be hard of thinking, gullible, intellectually challenged, out of step with reality, or I have once again forgotten to take my pills this week.
- I was going to say that one of the things that irritates me about vaping is reviewers, shop owners and vapers who tell me (and others) that I/we shouldn't buy clones. I decided against it for the sake of peace and harmony.
- Companies, reviewers and vapers who announce to all that the latest coil, wicking material, mod, battery, RDA, RTA, RDTA, juice, nic etc etc etc is way better than anything that has gone before it. We then find out that the proposed item is worse, on par with, or 0.0002 per cent better. It turns out that it is only 0.0002 per cent better when used during spring on the western slope of an extinct volcano.
- people who announce to the world that they have just bought item x,y, or z and it is absolute junk. It then turns out that I have recently bought the same item and I am really enjoying it. This leaves me believing that I must be hard of thinking, gullible, intellectually challenged, out of step with reality, or I have once again forgotten to take my pills this week.
- I was going to say that one of the things that irritates me about vaping is reviewers, shop owners and vapers who tell me (and others) that I/we shouldn't buy clones. I decided against it for the sake of peace and harmony.
Neither did I. I just heard about it when somebody was talking about it.
The only time you will catch me with a gossip magazine is when I'm helping my kid cutting pictures out for homework.
I was just pulling your leg. I was hoping that people who ask you dumb questions would also irritate you
I was just pulling your leg. I was hoping that people who ask you dumb questions would also irritate you
I'm a shift manager in the medical sector of which custumer service is part of. Answering dumb questions is my job.
Think I've said it before, but naming juice something that makes no bloody sense at all.
Mother's Milk is one of them. To me that doesn't scream strawberry custard but rather something that an infant would be snacking on, and I don't want to vape the fluid that kid is drinking...
Mother's Milk is one of them. To me that doesn't scream strawberry custard but rather something that an infant would be snacking on, and I don't want to vape the fluid that kid is drinking...
1. Dry hits
2.When you walk into a vape shop for the first time. And you just want to buy the wire you always do for years to make coils.
And ta da you meet "the over eager, super hyper I know everything regarding vaping and you as client know nothing about vaping" sales person that tries to sell you a "Unicorn" but in reality the "Unicorn " is a "shiny turd" and not the wire I wanted.
3.The words "Those things explode and are worse than smoking"
I was a smoker for 26 years and NO it is not worse than smoking.
Sometimes I think to myself maybe I must just put my MTL away in a smoking section and take out my DL take a deep breath and blow a huge vape cloud and shout "Oh crap I think it's going to blow up run for it!"
2.When you walk into a vape shop for the first time. And you just want to buy the wire you always do for years to make coils.
And ta da you meet "the over eager, super hyper I know everything regarding vaping and you as client know nothing about vaping" sales person that tries to sell you a "Unicorn" but in reality the "Unicorn " is a "shiny turd" and not the wire I wanted.
3.The words "Those things explode and are worse than smoking"
I was a smoker for 26 years and NO it is not worse than smoking.Sometimes I think to myself maybe I must just put my MTL away in a smoking section and take out my DL take a deep breath and blow a huge vape cloud and shout "Oh crap I think it's going to blow up run for it!"
because mobile phones don’t explode at all, ever1. Dry hits
2.When you walk into a vape shop for the first time. And you just want to buy the wire you always do for years to make coils.
And ta da you meet "the over eager, super hyper I know everything regarding vaping and you as client know nothing about vaping" sales person that tries to sell you a "Unicorn" but in reality the "Unicorn " is a "shiny turd" and not the wire I wanted.
3.The words "Those things explode and are worse than smoking"
Sometimes I think to myself maybe I must just put my MTL away in a smoking section and take out my DL take a deep breath and blow a huge vape cloud and shout "Oh crap I think it's going to blow up run for it!"
Since I left school 27 years ago, its a bit annoying if some wierdo calls me bru or worse dude
1) Receiving your wire in the mail, taking the time to wrap a coil with great enthusiasm (twice for those of us that vape dual coil) installing the coil(s), only to discover after installing and dry burning that they take FOREVER plus a year to heat up properly. 
Total waste of a purchase!
2) Dry hits
3) Naming a juice line the “escort” range... REALLY? All I want to know is the flavour profile, but now I have to read through the hair colour, height, body shape etc of a fictional woman. What??
Total waste of a purchase!2) Dry hits
3) Naming a juice line the “escort” range... REALLY? All I want to know is the flavour profile, but now I have to read through the hair colour, height, body shape etc of a fictional woman. What??
When a smoker says no man I wont vape it causes popcorn lung.
That single sentence makes me want to scream from the mountains and break something.
That single sentence makes me want to scream from the mountains and break something.
You do know that most of us have now made it our goal in life to address you as bru and dude whenever an opportunity presents itself.
Dude, I'm actually looking for a reason to do so right now. Just being honest bru.
Regards
1) Receiving your wire in the mail, taking the time to wrap a coil with great enthusiasm (twice for those of us that vape dual coil) installing the coil(s), only to discover after installing and dry burning that they take FOREVER plus a year to heat up properly.
2) Dry hits
3) Naming a juice line the “escort” range... REALLY? All I want to know is the flavour profile, but now I have to read through the hair colour, height, body shape etc of a fictional woman. What??
To add to this... I bought the Bonza RDA (2 of them) recently, and... horror of all horrors... the squonk pin wasn’t pre-installed! Let me tell you... I had to literally fight my way through getting the regular 510 pin out! #femaleproblems lol. I really wish the manufacturers wouldn’t tighten everything down so hectically! Unrelated, but I managed and the vape it gave me was well worth the struggles.
So yeah.. overly tightened atties drive me nuts!
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I did say weirdo's. So I would not expect anything less
I agree dude
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