You can keep only three

Coffee to help me deal with the loads of BS in the universe
Chocolate because it’s the best antidepressant
Books because who needs TV. My imagination is better than any Netflix show
 
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Toilet paper - I take personal hygiene very seriously and cannot go without this
Coffee - my brain cannot function without my morning coffee
Netflix - I'm no streaming addict, but I do need some entertainment in my life.
 
Right about now I'd settle for patience, my sanity and the wisdom to bury the bodies where no-one will find them. So in short, coffee, coffee and more coffee!
 
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