You Know You're A Vaper When...
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When you wake up on a Monday morning and feel like a mod going "No Atomizer"
OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I must haz
When you deliver vape mail to work so that your wife doesn't see...
When someone opens the window and you complain about too much airflow
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When you write a piece and immediately think of gear when you use terms like SMOKe, eVICtory, CUBOIDal, ePICOtyl , DNA molecule , ASPIREd , MELOdy and EGOist.
.... someone asks you, hows your beer..... and you start with "Serious malty low note, and i'm getting some fruits perhaps berries could be apricot in the middle and then the high notes ... . . . . . .....blah blah blah blah blah
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When you give your mom lip and she tells you to change your ATTYtude and you start laughing.
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When you make an effort for a whole month to save electricity so that you can afford Cotton Bacon or some DIY flavours come months end.
When your wife asks you to get a "man bag" to carry your runaround gear. Because there is not enough place in her handbag for both of your extra juice, batteries, backups and on the go build kits.
You look at a paperclip and go ... Mmmmmm, I wonder...
When this happens since 26 June...
And I have sold/pif'd on about just as much as you see here.
My juice stock is almost double the counter space of this ...
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And I have sold/pif'd on about just as much as you see here.
My juice stock is almost double the counter space of this ...
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When your sunroof becomes a chimney
When you greet your wife and she is looking for the gorilla in the mist....
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Or she comes hom and ask you started the braai....no honey just rewicking the dripper....
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...When you only buy black mods so your wife cannot spot a new purchase easily.
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@Waine...gonna remember that one
When you get a man bag because you're vape stuff is getting too much.
and when said man bag becomes too small for all the things you carry daily...
When your no longer sleep walking but instead sleep cleaning your vape... or when you permanently have a roll of toilet paper on your desc
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When you do all of the following within a period of 30 minutes after receiving vapemail :
1) Take a photo and post it under "vapemail"
2) Prepare the tank and take a photo and post it under "coils".
3) Complete the setup and take a photo and post it under "what's in your right hand now"
4) Juice it up and take a photo and post it under "what you vaping today?"
5) Pull you car out of the garage, climb into it and take a photo and post it under "out and about with ....."
6) Sit back and wait for the "likes" to come in
1) Take a photo and post it under "vapemail"
2) Prepare the tank and take a photo and post it under "coils".
3) Complete the setup and take a photo and post it under "what's in your right hand now"
4) Juice it up and take a photo and post it under "what you vaping today?"
5) Pull you car out of the garage, climb into it and take a photo and post it under "out and about with ....."
6) Sit back and wait for the "likes" to come in
You turn your indicators on with your mod, coz reaching for it in the cup holder is too much effort.
And for that matter, when you're friends know, the one cup holder is for whatever you're drinking, and the other is for your vape
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And for that matter, when you're friends know, the one cup holder is for whatever you're drinking, and the other is for your vape
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