And so it was writ...

Slip of the Tongue...

A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night"...?
Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard...
 
How children perceive their grandparents.

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 68. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
 
Puns and One-liners

An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
 
Slip of the Tongue...

Steve Ryder covering the US Masters:
"Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday"...
 
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