Puns and One-liners
The thing about shopping centres is that once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen a mall.
I make apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
The thing about shopping centres is that once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen a mall.
I make apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
Slip of the Tongue...
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 –
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew"...
Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 –
"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew"...
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Puns and One-liners
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
I’d tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
Slip of the Tongue...
US PGA Commentator –
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ........
Oh my god !! What have I just said"...?
US PGA Commentator –
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ........
Oh my god !! What have I just said"...?
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Puns and One-liners
I’m glad I know sign language. It can come in pretty handy!
The patient broke her left leg, but she’s going tibia all right.
I’m glad I know sign language. It can come in pretty handy!
The patient broke her left leg, but she’s going tibia all right.
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