And so it was writ...

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From Ireland:

 

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https://www.msn.com/en-za/lifestyle/lifestyle-news-feature/6-gifs-that-sum-up-2018-perfectly

"No one can deny that it has been one interesting year. From a number of crazy internet trends to the world losing icon after icon, 2018 has been a lengthy, arduous journey.

Way. To. Long. "

My comment: I don't know the way to Long, but perhaps Google Maps could get me there.

 

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FB is a source of endless entertainment for me. Do people not read the posts properly? Take this, for example.

Here's the ad:



And here's a reply from someone:



A most patient reply from the advertiser - well done lol

 

[ARYANTO]

Today -outside a church
DEAD SLOW
LIFE CHILDREN

 

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Today -outside a church
DEAD SLOW
LIFE CHILDREN

Weird!

 

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Headline on MSN News:

"Strong winds delay start of #ANCManifesto launch in Durban"

My comment: I guess they had beans and cabbage for dinner last night.

 

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From My Broadband:

"Zuma is behind ATM"

My comment: no wonder the damn thing isn't working!

 

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FB comment from someone in Betty's Bay, which has recently been ravaged by fires.

"I have just returned from checking on my friends house in Sunnyseas part of Bettys Bay, which escaped with his cat ."

My comment: Never seen a house on the run before.

Proposed headline:
Escaped house. Armed with cat. Do not apprehend.

 

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[Rincewind]

 

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I am vaping Hiss Tank by Cold Fusion Vapor. It tastes like perfume on the finger

Vapers are a kinky lot. @CMMACKEM goes around tasting perfume. I can't help wondering if the perfume is in a bottle or on a body?

 

[RainstormZA]

 

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[Adephi]

Its not the brandy and coke that makes you fat. It's the ice all along!

 

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[Raindance]

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Jefrey’s bay. Where men are men and pigs are frustrated.

Regards

 

[lesvaches]

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pork bangers?

 

[Salamander]

This just put me off my breakfast!

 

[Andre]

Someone in that Spar has a great sense of humour @Hooked.

 

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[SmokeyJoe]

 

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[ARYANTO]