It's the 5th of lockdown and perhaps boredom is beginning to set in. Let's gather around the fire and tell some stories, using any words associated with vaping.
I'll get the ball rolling ...
One day, a long, long time ago, there was a fella called Nord, who considered himself to be a veritable VGOD.
One morning, while drinking his coffee, he heard a big commotion. Suspecting an Onslaught, he charged outside with his Machete at the ready, but no, it was just a Noisy Cricket. He certainly didn’t Aspire to a battle with a Noisy Cricket, so he strolled around the garden, until he spotted a @BumbleBee perched upon an Eleaf. But then – his eyes were drawn to a big cloud of Blck Vapour. “Fuckin Flava!” he uttered in alarm. “Is a Cyclone approaching? I had better phone my mate @Richio!
I'll leave you to continue the story ...
One day, a long, long time ago, there was a fella called Nord, who considered himself to be a veritable VGOD.
One morning, while drinking his coffee, he heard a big commotion. Suspecting an Onslaught, he charged outside with his Machete at the ready, but no, it was just a Noisy Cricket. He certainly didn’t Aspire to a battle with a Noisy Cricket, so he strolled around the garden, until he spotted a @BumbleBee perched upon an Eleaf. But then – his eyes were drawn to a big cloud of Blck Vapour. “Fuckin Flava!” he uttered in alarm. “Is a Cyclone approaching? I had better phone my mate @Richio!
I'll leave you to continue the story ...
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... He found all that he had no signal and decided to undertake the Passage to go and see his friend, he grabbed his Hammer of god and shouted Hi-Ho Silver to his trusty steed, Nautilus. He mounted and undertook the treacherous journey through the dense Smok. Silently he cursed the bad weather and vowed to sacrifice a Dead Rabbit to the gods of Epsilon upon his return from Vapour Mountain. As long as he did not encounter the dreaded Masked Bandit....
Then suddenly a Wasp stung Nautilus just left of the center post. Nautilus went off like a Solar Storm at Rpm80. As Nord shouted Ohmboy, a Vapefly flew into his mouth. Nord had a MiniFit and pulled a face only fit for a Vinci. When Nautilus finally stopped, Nord noticed the Skyfall and decided to settle for the night and stare into the Galaxies.
...and as the galaxies slowly turned their mysterious loops , he fell into the dense clouds of sleep , dreaming about Zeus and...
As Nord woke he made a Dark fire and put the Oukitel on for some boeretroos. With the Breeze coming through he could smell he needed a bath. As he took of his clothes to wash in the vaaldamme, an Oumier bit him on the toe. As he bend down to remove the Oumier a Jackaroo walked past behind him and got a Moonshot. The poor Jackaroo fell down like a dead rabbit. Atleast Nord now had breakfast.
With a clean Asmodus and a full belly it felt for Nord like a rebirth, he mounted Nautilus and was off on his Quest
With a clean Asmodus and a full belly it felt for Nord like a rebirth, he mounted Nautilus and was off on his Quest
BUMP
Chapter 2
Ah. I see. Is that the latest mod on the market?
That certainly was a Tempestus dream and he wished that he could rather dream about a vapegasm with an X-Baby. Now that would send his temperature soaring!
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