You Know You're A Vaper When...

[RenaldoRheeder]

The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances

WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4 )

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I went from 1 to 6 (because I am impatient ) and pretty similar from there. I am now on 20, but 21 won't happen - my wife is the worst culprit when it comes to vaping. She doesn't vape, but she has an eye for beautiful kit. She is responsible for probably 80% of all my vape related purchases. Some wifes push for their husbands to dress beter when they are out together. My wife insists that my vape gear matches her beauty when we are out together.


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[Spyro]

You know you're a Vaper when your phone's fingerprint sensor won't work 'cause your fingers are sticky with ejuice.

 

[Christos]

You know you're a Vaper when your phone's fingerprint sensor won't work 'cause your fingers are sticky with ejuice.

I don't know if this is a sign of being a vaper or poor hygene

 

[Spyro]

I don't know if this is a sign of being a vaper or poor hygene

It also happens after washing your hands!

 

[Divan24]

You know you're a Vaper when you only have one hand available to do everything

 

[Khutso]

The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances

WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4 )

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This is so spot on it's scary

I'm at #19

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[JB1987]

I'm now on number 18...

 

[HapticSimian]

I'm happy at #9, with the addition of mixing own juice as well. Don't see myself moving beyond that; can't be bothered to drip every few drags, the squonk bottles look silly to me, and mechs don't interest me in the least. I'm much happier getting temp control sussed out than I'd ever be getting a 1.5 second blast from a pipe bomb.

 

[Jengz]

Your bedside table has litres of water on it!

 

[Hooked]

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Your bedside table has litres of water on it!

@Jengz Who did you murder? There's blood-spatter all over one of your mods.

 

[Raindance]

@Jengz Who did you murder? There's blood-spatter all over one of your mods.

Happened at the driving range. I suspect he used one of his golf bats to do the deed.

Regards

 

[Rude Rudi]

The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances

WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4 )

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20...I don't think I will progress further though....

 

[RainstormZA]

You know you're a Vaper when you start conjuring up recipes that are meant for eating...

 

[Anvil]

Yesterday I realised I was a true vaper when I knocked a full cup of steaming hot coffee into my lap at work. My legs were on fire (fortunately it missed the important bits), and everything was covered in coffee including my paperwork, my desk, and the chair.

I ignored all of it and checked that my vapes were okay first.

 

[Halfdaft]

The lifecycle of a Vaper:
1 - Curious - Sees everybody vaping
2 - Committed - Buys a pen style vape from the supermarket
3 - Envy - Notices everyone has nicer equipment
4 - Pride - Buys a starter kit with MTL tank
5 - Envy - Sees everyone blowing big clouds
6 - Pride - Buys a 200w mod and Tank and coils
7 - Deflation - Can't understand why kit has no flavour or clouds
8 - Envy - See everyone rebuilding their RBAs to get better flavour and clouds
9 - Pride - Buys RBA, wire, tools and cotton and starts making own coils
10 - Envy sees everyone talking about mindblowing flavour from RDAs
11 - Pride - Buys RDA and experiences mindblowing flavour
12 - Envy - Sees everyone talkin about how squonking is 10 times better than dripping
13 - Pride - Buys first squonker and agrees squonking is the future
14 - Envy - Sees better squonkers and has no self control to stop buying
15 - Pride - Still buying more gear
16 - Pride - More gear
17 - Pride - ...gear...
18 - Envy - Sees shiny Mech mods and is interested
19 - Pride - buys first mech and in heaven
20 - Pride - Buys more expensive mech, skint now but better than ever
21 - Fear - Buys £400 mech and hides it from partner
22 - Fear - Tries to sell old mechs to cover hole in finances

WHAT NUMBER ARE YOU?
(I'm at no 4 )

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I'm at 23 - Managed to fix hole in finances but still has no self control, pokes more holes in finances.

 

[RainstormZA]

I went from 1 to 6 (because I am impatient ) and pretty similar from there. I am now on 20, but 21 won't happen - my wife is the worst culprit when it comes to vaping. She doesn't vape, but she has an eye for beautiful kit. She is responsible for probably 80% of all my vape related purchases. Some wifes push for their husbands to dress beter when they are out together. My wife insists that my vape gear matches her beauty when we are out together.


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At least your lady has the common sense to know vaping is better than smoking...

 

[Raindance]

Yesterday I realised I was a true vaper when I knocked a full cup of steaming hot coffee into my lap at work. My legs were on fire (fortunately it missed the important bits), and everything was covered in coffee including my paperwork, my desk, and the chair.

I ignored all of it and checked that my vapes were okay first.

Glad to hear your feet were not hurt at all @Anvil.

Regards

 

[Hooked]

Yesterday I realised I was a true vaper when I knocked a full cup of steaming hot coffee into my lap at work. My legs were on fire (fortunately it missed the important bits), and everything was covered in coffee including my paperwork, my desk, and the chair.

I ignored all of it and checked that my vapes were okay first.

I would too!

 

[Spyro]

You know you're a Vaper when... you pulse your mech 5 times to shut it off before bed.

 

[Hooked]

You see the description of a scent and think that would be a good juice! And the funny thing is that I'm currently vaping Cosmic Fog - Sonset (pears, creme brulee and salted caramel). All matchy-matchy!

 

[incredible_hullk]

Wife :” thanks for getting up early to bake on the weekend”

Me: “ not baking.... pit stop on the go”

Wife : “ you and your clouds of bloody lies”

 

[Hooked]

You know you're a vaper when ... you see a pair of drop-dead gorgeous brown leather shoes - and you calculate how much juice that money could buy.

 

[CloudBrewVapes]

...when you vaping in the car and the security comes to check if everything is ok there

 

[Hooked]

You know you're a vaper when you've spent too much money on juice, so instead of buying a smartphone, you buy a phone for R179 (yes!) from Ackermans, which can not even access the Internet.

It's not as bad as it sounds. Just need a new back-up phone / alarm clock!

 

[craigb]

You know you're a vaper when you've spent too much money on juice, so instead of buying a smartphone, you buy a phone for R179 (yes!) from Ackermans, which can not even access the Internet.

It's not as bad as it sounds. Just need a new back-up phone / alarm clock!

That's actually cheaper than some alarm clocks I've seen recently (and it can make and receive cellular phone calls, bonus!)

Time to start DIY @Hooked