And so it was writ...

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https://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/...lligence-boss-pat-mokushane-arrested-20180615

"Former crime intelligence boss Pat Mokushane has been arrested and is expected to appear in court on charges of corruption, fraud and money laundering on Friday."

My comment: Ignore "intelligence" as it is obviously a mistake.

 

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A: "You know, my daughter has married an Irishman"
B: "Oh, really?"
A: "No, O'Reilly"

Love all your jokes @ARYANTO!

 

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"Load shedding exposes cracks at Eskom ... "

Really? How would one see the cracks in the dark?

 

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@JurgensSt started a thread called Vaping Kids. I've never vaped any kids before.

 

[Rincewind]

 

[ARYANTO]

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

 

[ARYANTO]

Sam said to his friend: "I bought a cat"
friend replied: "You have to be kitten me!"

 

[ARYANTO]

What idiot called it a vet instead of a dogtor?

 

[ARYANTO]

Elizabeth, did you know that you O! O! O! O! car is actually called Audi?

 

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@Raindance said, "I know kilogram, I know milligram, what the heck is an instagram?"

Good one, @Raindance!

 

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@SAVapeGear posted a Periodic Table of Vaping. https://www.ecigssa.co.za/periodic-table-of-vaping.t51078/

It's not much use to me as I vape continuously.

 

[Christos]

 

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Shiver ... this pic gives me the heebie-jeebies

 

[ARYANTO]

“A nut for a jar of tuna” is the same backwards [palindrome]

 

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@RainstormZA said, "then you may definitely like the one I made"

may definitely? Do you write contracts by any chance, because you sure know how to cover all the options!

 

[RainstormZA]

You know when it rains, it pours @Hooked

 

[Christos]

Shiver ... this pic gives me the heebie-jeebies

Well how about some chicken flesh

 

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Well how about some chicken flesh
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You deserve a Dislike for both pics - utterly gross, but the dog one is really disturbing! The dog looks so distressed and by 'distressed' I'm referring to an emotion, not a paint effect!

 

[Raindance]

You deserve a Dislike for both pics - utterly gross, but the dog one is really disturbing! The dog looks so distressed and by 'distressed' I'm referring to an emotion, not a paint effect!

Its a Labby, that's just the way they look. LOL.

@Christos, Must say I also find the chicken skin one rather foul.

Regards

 

[Christos]

Its a Labby, that's just the way they look. LOL.

@Christos, Must say I also find the chicken skin one rather foul.

Regards

Did you not mean rather fowl

 

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@Strontium said, "Or am I just milc.....I mean milking it now?"

I guess there must be a cow amongst the animalz in this thread. https://www.ecigssa.co.za/zewb-vs-animalz.t51077/#post-688666

 

[RainstormZA]

@Strontium said, "Or am I just milc.....I mean milking it now?"

I guess there must be a cow amongst the animalz in this thread. https://www.ecigssa.co.za/zewb-vs-animalz.t51077/#post-688666

I say "Mooooooo"

 

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I say "Mooooooo"

C'mon everybody! When @RainstormZA says, "Mooooooo" you say, "Mooooooo "Mooooooo"!!

 

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@Silver said, "There are a lot of experts here" and I replied, "We were all pert at some stage, but with age we've become ex-pert."

@Silver That method to quote someone works within the same thread, but how to paste it into another thread? That doesn't seem to work. e.g. In this thread I wanted to quote your There are a lot of experts here, which is in the Introduce Yourselved thread.