Puns and One-liners
When I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.
I was working in a glue factory, but I couldn’t stick with it.
What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
When I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, “This changes everything”.
I was working in a glue factory, but I couldn’t stick with it.
What should you do if you’re cold? Stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Wow! The buyer sounds incredible!
These hilarious real life exchanges recorded by court reporters are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History —
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
“When one door closes and another opens, you are probably in prison.”
Or trying to get into the bank...
These guys have excellent lawyers!
Love stuff like that
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