I rate we ban all warning labels and signs, and allow the stupid element to remove itself from the gene pool
I rate we ban all warning labels and signs, and allow the stupid element to remove itself from the gene pool
and one sign to rule them all...
Puns and One-liners
If you’re thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.
“I’ve stopped wearing my wedding ring,” Terry said without abandon. (abandon = a band on)
If you’re thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time.
“I’ve stopped wearing my wedding ring,” Terry said without abandon. (abandon = a band on)
Living in a small town can be frustrating sometimes, but the honesty of people here is unparalleled. Where else would you see a post on FB like this?
My translation:
IPhone found at Villa Fontana parking area. Can be claimed at Chaseveritt office.
My translation:
IPhone found at Villa Fontana parking area. Can be claimed at Chaseveritt office.
These hilarious real life exchanges recorded by court reporters are from a book called Disorder in the Court: Great Fractured Moments in Courtroom History —
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
Unfortunate!
“To me, “drink responsibly” means don’t spill it.”
Apologies for blurry screenshot - can't change it.
New alphabet
New alphabet
Puns and One-liners
I went to a peanut factory last week. The experience was nuts!
I would tell a history joke, but they’re too old fashioned.
I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends!
I went to a peanut factory last week. The experience was nuts!
I would tell a history joke, but they’re too old fashioned.
I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends!
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