QUESTION
Spell "Ghost" out loud. Then spell "Most" out loud. Then spell "Roast" out loud. What do you put in a toaster?
ANSWER
Bread. Most people will answer "Toast".
Spell "Ghost" out loud. Then spell "Most" out loud. Then spell "Roast" out loud. What do you put in a toaster?
ANSWER
Bread. Most people will answer "Toast".
In response to an invitation for a rather unusual REUNION of all time greats:
Morse said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."
Hertz said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.
Morse said, "I'll be there on the dot. Can't stop now, must dash."
Hertz said he planned to attend with greater frequency in the future.
If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.
Puns and One-liners
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!
My housemate told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went out and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink!
My housemate told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went out and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
QUESTION
What happened when the wheel was invented?
ANSWER
It caused a revolution.
What happened when the wheel was invented?
ANSWER
It caused a revolution.
Ahh the era of plastic bag fashions and edible underwear.
These youngsters today don't know how good we had it.
These youngsters today don't know how good we had it.
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