Fixed it
Strangely it does have something to do with "you shall not pass".
Such a spoilsport you are
... a blimming Landy ... really 
... It was better with the "ye shall not pass" magody, as it conjured up all manner of possibilities of what it might be 
Such a spoilsport you are
But a Landy still counts under the "You Shall Not Pass" term... throw a brick in the road with that written on it, and it will have to drive around it in any case
QUESTION
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
ANSWER
One! After that, it's not empty.
How many books can you put in an empty backpack?
ANSWER
One! After that, it's not empty.
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In response to an invitation for a rather unusual REUNION of all time greats:
Socrates said he'd think about it.
Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
Socrates said he'd think about it.
Boyle said he was under too much pressure.
Puns and One-liners
Something about subtraction just doesn’t add up.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
It’s OK to borrow a book from the public library once in a while, but try not to overdue it.
Something about subtraction just doesn’t add up.
Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives.
It’s OK to borrow a book from the public library once in a while, but try not to overdue it.
I made up a few of my own responses to the famous person reunion:
Freud said he would have come but he is having dinner with his mother
Nietzche said he was still in mourning because God had died
Noah said he would be there if the weather improved
Trump said that talk about him coming to the reunion was fake news
Alec Baldwin said that he would be in court on that date
Mark Twain replied that he would love to come to prove that the rumours of his death had been greatly exaggerated
Houdini said that he was a bit tied up at the moment
Adam said he would only come if there were no apples on the menu
Arnold Schwarzenegger said, " I'll be back..."
Baldrick said that he had made a cunning plan to be there
Don Vito Corleone (the Godfather said that it was an offer that he couldn't refuse
Picasso accepted the invite saying it would be a surreal experience
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-59090067
Facebook's announcement that it is changing its name to Meta has caused quite the stir in Israel where the word sounds like the Hebrew word for "dead". To be precise, Meta is pronounced like the feminine form of the Hebrew word.
A number of people have taken to Twitter to share their take on the name under the hashtag #FacebookDead.
The emergency rescue volunteers Zaka even got involved, telling their followers on Twitter: "Don't worry, we're on it".
Facebook's announcement that it is changing its name to Meta has caused quite the stir in Israel where the word sounds like the Hebrew word for "dead". To be precise, Meta is pronounced like the feminine form of the Hebrew word.
A number of people have taken to Twitter to share their take on the name under the hashtag #FacebookDead.
The emergency rescue volunteers Zaka even got involved, telling their followers on Twitter: "Don't worry, we're on it".
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